I killed myself on my 22nd birthday. A rush of hands crowded towards me in this awkward motion as if I were the one at fault for my own death, and I could say it was outside sources, but of course, I'd be the best liar to tell the truth. I awoke the next morning covered in black. Except minus the tux, minus the swanky shoes, minus the caked make up ( Read more... )

Here's the first 2 chapters of my memoir about chicago. It begins the day before I left and about I had met a girl who eventually became my girlfriend, and then had to leave for mackinac for the summer then left for georgia for forever.

( DEEPANDTERRIFIC )

I went. I saw. I conquered! I'll post something later with pics and the whole shebang.

well I know, well I know, well I know, well I know she's uncertain ( Read more... )

I'm so stoked! my new band "fires in japan" is recording soon with our dear friend erik ladendorf. I think I might shit myself. If anyone wants a copy, leave me a comment. I think you guys'll like it. We're also in the making of another album for the fall possibly called "repair" which is about a robot with a human heart. Think about it. The story ( Read more... )

Hey cats in motown! Come to the village idiot and see my band play! Nov 28th 8 pm only 5 dooooolars! Well...me and conley at least will play...but STILL! We have cd's for sale too! They're sexy and we'll draw whatever crazy shit you want on them. Only a buck and made using a crappy built in laptop mic and audacity! Not too shabby...come on....

Anyone want to move in with me and pat? $333 a month and only $33 in utilities....come on...you know you want to. Plus, no security deposit. It'll be fun...we'll eat some pancakes.

Does anyone know of any within the metro detroit area? I've been meaning to get this band started and it's not helping that all these drummer homos are hiding under tons of magic tasty sugar cane....that made no sense. Must be the meds talking.

If I could only dream this
I'd wake up in the morning feeling completely rested
but that's not the case

Deep sleep, almost coma like ( Read more... )

OPENING CREDITS: Descendents - Hey Hey ( Read more... )