Ten People Blair Warner would like to kill
Yet another list of people from the depths of our vindictive minds. (JaniceHope, myself, and mondoshawan555) Rick had ten ways to kill him, because well, he just deserves that much hate. Very similar to the Jo list, but we figured Blair would hire hit men instead, except for Rick, of course. Let us know which way you think Blair would kill Rick!
Ten people Blair Warner sent assassins after
1) Rip his heart of his chest
2) Slowly lower him in to a pit of boiling lava
3) Tear him in to tiny pieces and making him eat them
4) Crucify him. (Literally)
5) Behead him with a dull pen knife.
6) Have him starve in the basement while watching tapes of Jo and Blair having wild monkey sex.
7) Drown him in his own crap. (He’s full of it.)
8) Lock him naked in a cold storage house (with bodies hanging in it that had already been killed by Blair’s assassins. See above.)
9) Have him land in a pit trap, with animals to eat him while he is spiked to the ground.
10) Use him as archery target practice for Bailey.
Ten people Blair Warner sent assassins after
- Eddie. The assassin took him out with 50 or so throwing stars to the butt and a boomerang, because he keeps coming back.
- Fly man. The assassin choked him on the microphone.
- Roy. The assassin poisoned him with pheromones to make him gay. (Thank you JaniceHope.)
- Bill. (The guy from Just My Bill who forced Jo to dress up.) Commits seppuku for making Jo look that bad. The assassin also refused to behead him, considering him unhonorable.
- The Pod Person. (The person that took over Jo's life, starting in season seven.) The assassin used a mini-nuke to get rid of all evidence and the Pod Person.
- Mr. Hall. (The photography teacher from Taking a Chance on Love.) The assassin beat him to death with his camera.
- Kelly. (The girl who hung around Jo) For taking away all of her alone time with Jo, and threatening her, Blair tied her up in the same room with Andy until she was talked to death. Unfortunately, the assassin died himself.
- Paul. (The guy from Down and Out in Malibu.)The assassin hung him in a body bag full of water.
- Neil Richards. (The guy who slandered Natalie from Sex Symbol.) The assassin ripped his entire throat out with a carving knife, taking the vocal cords to Natalie as a trophy.
- Rick. Blair was thinking any of ten ways:
1) Rip his heart of his chest
2) Slowly lower him in to a pit of boiling lava
3) Tear him in to tiny pieces and making him eat them
4) Crucify him. (Literally)
5) Behead him with a dull pen knife.
6) Have him starve in the basement while watching tapes of Jo and Blair having wild monkey sex.
7) Drown him in his own crap. (He’s full of it.)
8) Lock him naked in a cold storage house (with bodies hanging in it that had already been killed by Blair’s assassins. See above.)
9) Have him land in a pit trap, with animals to eat him while he is spiked to the ground.
10) Use him as archery target practice for Bailey.