I'm supposed to be working on a fanfic. I took a hiatus from my RP so I could work on it. I want to get it done quickly.

Then I discovered tabbed clicking on GPX+ and am spending hours a day on there.

My fanfic remains unworked on.

fml.

So I wrote some fanfic in the POV of a teenager with the mouth of a sailor giving commentary on being stuck in an asylum cell with an insane cellmate that explains how the commentator is going to be horribly violated and sold for a pack of smokes, prison-style. With 'fuck' in every sentence in some way or another ( Read more... )

Some time ago, I did my periodical interest search for fandom comms to join, and came across a brand-new comm devoted to an obscure pairing I'd been secretly shipping. Excited that I wasn't alone anymore, I joined, looking forward to having people to fangirl with. That very night, a new episode aired, centered around one half of the ship being ( Read more... )

I took a break from writing my naughty L/Light slash fic to browse YouTube. I stumbled upon some video with Zac Efron in it. I watched about two seconds, and was like "meh." So I got back to writing my story.

And I just got a visual of Zac Efron going down on L.

It won't go away.

FML.

I usually write my fics by hand before typing them up. Today, my mom borrowed a notebook from my room and stumbled upon a piece of very explicit, violent, noncon gay porn, from a fandom she's familiar with. FML.

I think one of my former students discovered my fic journal.

They probably didn't need to know that the crazy old lady who teaches math also writes amateur gay porn involving cartoon characters from their childhoods.

FML.

A day or two ago my boyfriend came to visit me at work. We had lunch together, talked about this and that, and then (out of nowhere) he dropped the comment of "Oh, and yes, I will go to the next Harry Potter movie with you." sounding ever so entertained ( Read more... )

Today

I just figured out who to pair together on Make it or Break it only to realize that it's an ABC Family show and the chances of Payson and Marty getting together and exploding in fandom are higher then Payson and any other girl. That's failed pairing #35  to add to my evergrowing list of shipping... in a row.

FML

Today, I was posting some fic I'd written to my writing journal. It was going fine until five minutes after I posted it, I realized I'd forgotten to change the pairing in the fic header I'd copied and pasted from my last fic. I can only hope no one noticed. Fuck my fandom life.

Today, I was talking on MSN with my friend, and, as usual, we were discussing random Fullmetal Alchemist ships ( Read more... )