Happy Yule! seta_suzume has been very good this year!

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The bells are a jingling, the wassail is a wassailing, and seta_suzume is hoping you'll fill her stocking with goodies!

I prefer: Manga - 2003 - Brotherhood - Alternate Universe - Anything, just give me goodies?
My Favorite Character(s): Kimblee, Scar, Paninya, Dr. Marcoh, Alex Louis Armstrong
My Favorite Pairing(s): Any ship that suits your fancy involving

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I'll be Stoned for Christmas 1/4

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Title: I’ll be Stoned for Christmas
Author: Sonja Jade
Rating: T
Warnings: Drug use, implied lolicon (but both characters are under 18)
Prompt: seta_szume’s stocking stuffer fic! (I remembered you said you liked the Stoner Series once, and I really tried to do something first with Dr. Marcoh but couldn’t make it work, so this happened instead. Hope that’s alright!)
Summary: Al pulls a really awful prank on Ed, but Karma gets her digs in almost immediately afterward.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT NOW, NOR HAVE I EVER, NOR DO I EVER PLAN TO, OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST. ALL HAIL OUR BOVINE GODDESS OF MANGA!
Notes: Part of the “Stoner Series”

Edward Elric’s number one fear in life was having his mother catch him smoking pot, or being high, or hanging out with other people who were doing one or both of those things. And while Alphonse Elric would never tattle on his brother, he couldn’t deny that it would be nothing short of a Christmas miracle if he happened to be present when (and there would definitely be a when, Ed wasn’t always very

I'll be Stoned for Christmas 2/4

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He’d told his girlfriend, Mei, about it one night, as they lay in her bed playing Lego Harry Potter on her Playstation. “Mom’s always griping at him for his grades, always hounding him about his attitude and how he dresses, the friends he keeps… But if she ever found out he was smoking up, she’d blow her top so hard,” Al commented. “Nothing would stop her from putting the fear of God into him.”

Mei scrunched her nose up. “Your mom is the nicest lady I know. I can’t even imagine her cussing him out, let alone physically punishing him.” She gave him a sideways glance. “Besides, if she whipped him for getting high, what would she do to you when she finds out you’re not as chaste and pure as you claim to be on Sundays when you’re at church

I'll be Stoned for Christmas 3/4

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Even though getting through dinner in a goddamned sweater was rough, it had been worth it, in Ed’s book. Winry was pretty and snarky as ever, and that just stirred the cockles of his heart even more. Like she was even in his league- she wasn’t even in his region. He wouldn’t ever have a shot with her in million centuries- but he didn’t have to be with her in order to enjoy her presence on earth. It was the only reason he went to the damn dinner in the first place

I'll be Stoned for Christmas 4/4

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Al’s hands went up defensively. “Hey, I ran into Ed’s friend, he hadn’t seen him in a few days and he asked me to give it to him! Don’t shoot the messenger!”

Hohenheim eyed both his sons for a moment. “Look, I’m no angel myself, alright. But you know how much the holidays mean to your mother. You have to be little angels for her sake.”

“But I always go away when I get high,” Ed protested. “I don’t want her to see that, so I go away.”

Hohenheim’s eyes narrowed, looking at Al now. “Alphonse… Did you do this on purpose so Ed would get in trouble?”

“Probably!” Ed started, slowly sitting up straight. “He don’t like when I tease him, so he wanted to get me back!”

His father ignored him. “Are you hiding something too, Al?”

“No!”

“What about Mei?” Ed drawled. “She’s only fifteen and a half, Al.”

The look his brother gave him made his lips curl into a grin. Oh yeah. If his secret was out, then Al’s would be, too. “He’s been fuckin’ her for six months.”

From the other side of the door, his mother wailed, “ALPHONSE CONRAD

Re: I'll be Stoned for Christmas 4/4

[seta_suzume]

Yes I have and continued to really enjoy the stoner series! :D Thank you soooo much! I laughed a lot!

Trisha broke out the middle names! But Hohenheim came through in the end. ...gotta love that Yao house!

(also I really related to the way they all yell at each other across the various houses XD;)

Re: I'll be Stoned for Christmas 4/4

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I think we all must yell in our houses to some degree lol

Thanks so much, I'm really glad you liked it! (and keep your eye on 12_daysofficmas because I came up with a Marcoh fic at last!)

Re: I'll be Stoned for Christmas 4/4

[seta_suzume]

I'm often the middle man in the yelling configurations because my dad can't hear throughout the house as well as the rest of us and I seem to be the most willing to pass on a message. XD;

While I was sick I got a little bit behind on reading the 12_daysofficmas stuff and now I'm just reveling in all of it!

The Prize 1/

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From this seriesThough it had only been a few years since Drachma took over Amestris, immediately after the battle of the Promised Day, things had changed dramatically. Technology had improved - not just marched forward, but lunged, covering an amazing distance in what seemed a short handful of days. The Drachmans proved they were scientific geniuses, as well as masters of alchemy, what with their ability to collar the State Alchemists, and impair their ability to use alchemy. How the Drachmans had figured out to interrupt the flow from an alchemist’s personal Gate was something Edward hadn’t had a chance to investigate - not that his trainer and his master allowed him time to think