THIS SUCKS.

[little_ugly]

[A squishy little homunculus-grub wakes up laying in the street. He wasn't expecting either of those things and both annoy him.]

What. The. Fuck.

[He rolls onto his tiny feet and looks around, which requires walking in a circle since he doesn't even get to have a neck in this shape. After examining his surroundings, he sits back on his haunches

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[automailmaker]

[Walks by and almost steps on him.
Is it a bug? Is it a rat? No! It's Envy! She should remember this little beast.]

Wh-What?

[little_ugly]

[Baleful glare.]

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, BITCH?!

[automailmaker]

[OFFENDED but not too much. You looked better in a jar.]

Obviously nothing much.

[Picks him up by his tail? It looks like a tail.]

[little_ugly]

[Seethes.]

Put me down, you filthy slut!

[Bites.]

[upyourscolonel]

[Well hello there, Ed's probably taking the trash out or something, idk. Envy gets noticed. And stared at.]

...I can't decide if you look more like a shrimp or a fetus.

[little_ugly]

FUCK YOU, ELRIC! YOU GOD DAMNED MIDGET WHORE!

[upyourscolonel]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING MIDGET!?

[kneels down and pokes this fetus with an automail finger]

...Seriously. You don't have any room to talk.

I am not a whore. Where did that even come from

[little_ugly]

[Attempts to bite this finger and is frustrated. Glares.]

What the hell did you do?! Why aren't I dead?!

And where's your pimp anyway?! If that god-damned Mustang is going to kill me, let's get it the fuck over with!

[shutupimtall]

[little_ugly]

 

C:

[homuncuprince]

Really.

Really?

[little_ugly]

Really. Especially you.

[homuncuprince]

This is too rich.

[little_ugly]

LAUGH IT UP, FUCKTARD!