THIS SUCKS.
[A squishy little homunculus-grub wakes up laying in the street. He wasn't expecting either of those things and both annoy him.]
What. The. Fuck.
[He rolls onto his tiny feet and looks around, which requires walking in a circle since he doesn't even get to have a neck in this shape. After examining his surroundings, he sits back on his haunches and glares, angry tears coming to his eyes.]
God damnit! Do I exist just to be humiliated?!
[He flings himself down on his belly and commences to beat his little hands against the pavement and throw a tantrum.]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!! I HATE EVERYTHING!
What. The. Fuck.
[He rolls onto his tiny feet and looks around, which requires walking in a circle since he doesn't even get to have a neck in this shape. After examining his surroundings, he sits back on his haunches and glares, angry tears coming to his eyes.]
God damnit! Do I exist just to be humiliated?!
[He flings himself down on his belly and commences to beat his little hands against the pavement and throw a tantrum.]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!! I HATE EVERYTHING!