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[chibinoa]

Mister Glasses man is so smart! I think his name was Hughes......

He taught me all about babies yesterday!

Big girls pee out blood (but it's not really blood, it just looks like it! It's called a "Paramecium!"), and there's a place on your butt called the 'regina', and babies come out of it!

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So when I go potty, does that mean I might have a baby

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[missmaeshughes]

Oh honey~! I'm afraid you have it a little messed up.

Come over here and we'll have a special secret big girl talk. You are a big girl yes?

[chibinoa]

*You really know how to make the girl feel comfortable. YOU ARE A GODSEND MAY. YOU HEAR ME?! A GODSEND. Noa blinks.*

Messed up? You mean Mr. Hughes lied to me?

*Though meanwhile Noa's eyes almost look like they're ON FIRE, as she nods vigorously.*

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Uh-huh! I'm a big girl! See?

[missmaeshughes]

I wouldn't say he lied sweetie. But he's a man. Men don't go through the same things we do.

Heehee~ I knew you were! Now come over and sit with me. This is something that's to be kept a secret between big girls, and it's better if you don't go around telling everyone about it. Especially men. They don't understand.

[chibinoa]

Men don't...? But Mister Ed told me that men can have babies, too.

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Can I tell Mommy about it? Or can I not tell even Mommy?

[pharmacy_frau]

...are you serious?

[chibinoa]

.....................

*Noa blinks*

Uh-huh. That's what Mr. Hughes told me.

[pharmacy_frau]

Hughes...? It couldn't have been Officer Hughes...

He was lying. All of that's bogus.

[chibinoa]

????

*Noa pouts*

Why would he lie to me? Mister Hughes is nice.

[ickle_edo]

Ewww, I'm glad I'm not a girl. I don't wanna go potty and pop out a baby!

[chibinoa]

Girls can't have a baby unless a Daddy helps them, and I can't have a baby until I'm bigger.

[ickle_edo]

Oh. Well, if you have a baby, whatcha gonna call it?