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[chibinoa]

Mister Glasses man is so smart! I think his name was Hughes......

He taught me all about babies yesterday!

Big girls pee out blood (but it's not really blood, it just looks like it! It's called a "Paramecium!"), and there's a place on your butt called the 'regina', and babies come out of it!

...

So when I go potty, does that mean I might have a baby

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[pharmacy_frau]

...are you serious?

[chibinoa]

.....................

*Noa blinks*

Uh-huh. That's what Mr. Hughes told me.

[pharmacy_frau]

Hughes...? It couldn't have been Officer Hughes...

He was lying. All of that's bogus.

[chibinoa]

????

*Noa pouts*

Why would he lie to me? Mister Hughes is nice.

[pharmacy_frau]

......

How old are you?

[chibinoa]

*Noa smiles proudly*

I'm six!

[pharmacy_frau]

...wow, all grown up, huh? *Being mildly sarcastic, but not actually trying to be mean.*

[chibinoa]

*Noa doesn't get sarcasm 8D*

Uh-huh! I'm not grown up enough to get a husband though. My future husband told me I have to wait until I'm bigger before we can marry.

[pharmacy_frau]

Yeah, you have to be at least a teenager for that.

[chibinoa]

.........

What's a teenager?

[pharmacy_frau]

Thirteen and up. *Doing that "I'm taller than you" hand-wavy thing* Generally you have to be eighteen to get married, though.

Who... is your future husband, just out of curiosity?

[chibinoa]

*Noa's eyes light up at the mention of her 'husband'*

His name's Alfons! He's sorta tall, but not like Mommy and he's not Mommy so I'm not wanting to marry my mom because that's gross--but he's nice and sweet and he likes me and he wanted to be my friend!

*And she smiles happily, almost adoringly. Ohgod Run Alfons, run!*

And I love him.

[pharmacy_frau]

...

...

... Alfons Heiderich?

... wait. Are you saying your mother is...

*Brain broken. Must reboot.*

[chibinoa]

Well, not my egg-mommy. But he's my mommy because he told me he'd take care of me and raise me and love me just like my egg-mommy did.

And I love him more than my egg-mommy.

Because Alfons is my mommy.

[pharmacy_frau]

Is that...

...so. *blink blink*

Er. So, let me ask you. Is Edward Elric your daddy?

[chibinoa]

Uh-huh.

*Noa's eyes sparkle, almost in hero worship*

He's such a cool Daddy! He's smart, he beats up boogie-men, and he lets me sneak away my broccoli!