Elton John performed at Rush Limbaugh's wedding?

WHAT?

Did he just give Rush a way to defend himself from being called a gay-basher when he says they shouldn't be allowed to marry, adopt or exist? "I'm not homophobic! Elton John performed at my wedding!"

My four year old nephew:

"I have to poop so bad I'm gonna go number 100."

That officially makes him the best kid ever.

By the by, if you are not watching "Community" on NBC Thursday nights at 8pm every week, you are incorrect and must submit the correct answer immediately.

That shit is funny.

This is from the Halloween episode (keep in mind Chevy Chase is dressed as Beastmaster):

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If that doesn't sell you nerds on this show, nothing will.

Howdy. Long time no post ( Read more... )

I've hated the Red Hulk with a passion for quite some time now ( Read more... )

I am in Cleveland.

Likely not for very much longer, though.

Soon to go to Columbus for a little while.

I forgot my toothbrush.

I'm kind of gross.

I'm also not interesting.

STOP SAYING "TOTES."

THAT GOES FOR EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY IN THE FUCKING WORLD. FUCKING STOP IT. STOP MAKING ME WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

EVEN IF YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BAGS. JUST FUCKING SAY "BAGS."

I will hit you with a fucking bat.

I haven't watched in a while, but a couple of back to back episodes tonight are crazy. One, Stabler is fucking awesome dealing with Christine Lahti's shit, and now Munch is the head of the precinct while the captain's reassigned. What the crap.

Wondering what this new LJ search entails. I've wanted a personal LJ archive search for a while, but I'm now thinking to make my whole LJ friends-only instead.

Can you do that in one shot, or do you gotta go lock posts individually?

My dad died five years ago yesterday. I just realized that today.

I don't think about his death day. I always think about him on his birthday.

I think that's a good thing.