A happy ending

[fluffyfrolicker]

A happy ending | tVD | Damon (Elena, Stefan, Katherine) | 905 words | warnings: Damon

(also known as: that time when upupa-epops thought there should be crack!fic about Damon becoming human again and having to deal with human things again.)

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[upupa_epops]

BUT OF COURSE HE GOES TO FIND KATHERINE!

Bless you, girl <333. Lol, Damon is deliciously hilarious. Stefan is even more hilarious. But neither of them is really funny, because OMG SO REALISTIC. Those boys. Pathetic. Caroline should be giving them life lessons.

[fluffyfrolicker]

BUT OF COURSE HE GOES TO FIND KATHERINE!

what else is there to do, really?

IKR? they're so pathetic which makes them hilarious. the worst part about damon crack!fics is how easily they all could be true.

[spuffy_noelle]

the worst part about damon crack!fics is how easily they all could be true.

SO TRUE.

[fluffyfrolicker]

IKR? whatever crazy scenario one can think of, IT COULD HAPPEN WITH DAMON.

♥

[shipperjunkie]

THIS WAS MADE OF THE GROUND-DOWN POWDER OF A UNICORN HORN MIXED TOGETHER WITH COOKIE DOUGH AND GLITTER, BASICALLY. <3 U ASSHOLE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT WORK THANKS FOR THAT.

[fluffyfrolicker]

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH I AM ALWAYS NERVOUS ABOUT ~FUNNY FIC BECAUSE LOL WILL ANYONE ELSE BUT ME FIND IT FUNNY BUT BLESS OUR PATHETIC BOY FOR MAKING US LAUGH AT HIM ALL THE TIME BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO <3

[shipperjunkie]

It was legit hysterical! I'm not even one for crack!fic but this was just awesome. Good job!

[fluffyfrolicker]

ok ALL THE THANKYOUS to you this means so much to me <3

[spuffy_noelle]

You are amazing! I have no idea how you did that so fast.

So obviously, he gets drunk again, on the first day.

OBVVV

Do you have a condom? she asks and he bursts out laughing and laughs and just can't stop.

I couldn't stop laughing, either because I can totally picture this in my head!

[fluffyfrolicker]

You are amazing! I have no idea how you did that so fast.

it's really weird, let's call it ~inspiration. i mean i have a ~400 words long d/e fic which has been sitting unobserved on my computer for MONTHS now and i had marta look it over twice and it's still not done and i'm not quite happy with it. this just happened, somehow.

our boy <3 what else is there, other than alcohol.

lol, bless <3

i'm so crazy i'm actually thinking of writing a sequel and what happens when he finally finds katherine. but we'll see.

GLAD YOU LIKED THIS <3

[spuffy_noelle]

HELL YES TO A SEQUEL.

[fluffyfrolicker]

bless you for enabling my crack!fic habits <3

[rosaxx50]

KATHERINE AS DAMON'S SAVIOUR FOREVER.

[fluffyfrolicker]

I KNOW RIGHT? WHAT WOULD THAT BOY DO WITHOUT HER?

[rosaxx50]

WAIT 145 YEARS IN EMO, OBVIOUSLY.

AND THEN WHEN HE HAS HER IT IS BOTH SNARKY AND EMO.

[fluffyfrolicker]

WHICH IS THE BEST AND THEY SHOULD JUST HANG AROUND AND SNARK ALL THE TIME.

[ever_neutral]

But less, because Damon doesn't want to get drunk today, what Damon wants to is get laid, because that usually helps with whatever problem he's pretending not to have at the moment.
Awwwwwwwwww, so Damon! <<<<33333

Do you have a condom? she asks and he bursts out laughing and laughs and just can't stop.
TROLOLOLOL BLESS YOU, BLESS THIS

THE DAMON/KATHERINE ENDING. NOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. /wailing

Never stop writing this fool.

[fluffyfrolicker]

Awwwwwwwwww, so Damon! <<<<33333

bless our boy.

TROLOLOLOL BLESS YOU, BLESS THIS

I almost forgot about the original prompt (Marta's) including condoms, but then she insisted, bless her.

THE DAMON/KATHERINE ENDING. NOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. /wailing

I KNOW I KNOW, but really, what else can the boy do?

Never stop writing this fool.

lol, good. there might be a sequel.