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Well, I get to spend most of today guarding the minions' bags as we are going back to Scotland tonight. I have had a most agreeable time, with clanwilliam trying very hard to gain "special minion" status. I did also receive the humble attentions of brightglance, epheriel and many others. The undersides of my tentacles are feeling well tickled and I have been scratched between the ridges on My head so much that no itch will dare to appear there for many months.
I have devoured the brains of Colin Greenland, slovobooks, and tried to prevent peace breaking out in the Balkans by eating nhw on Friday night, but that wimp Jehovah intervened and did away with the one minion of Mine who had contributed most to the lack of peaceful co-existence. I though he was too busy smiting homosexuals or something. Feh!
I have devoured the brains of Colin Greenland, slovobooks, and tried to prevent peace breaking out in the Balkans by eating nhw on Friday night, but that wimp Jehovah intervened and did away with the one minion of Mine who had contributed most to the lack of peaceful co-existence. I though he was too busy smiting homosexuals or something. Feh!