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New Directions: School Assembly Performance

Jan 25, 2012 20:58

Principal Figgins was near to concluding his speech regarding the bathrooms and their impending repairs. Rachel swallowed around a lump in her throat. She had promised her fellow glee clubbers that this would certainly gain them new blood and possibly status. She hoped she wasn't wrong.

"There will be zero tolerance for anyone soiling school grounds ( Read more... )

location: gymnasium, character: kurt hummel, character: finn hudson, character: mercedes jones, character: rachel berry, character: artie abrams, character: tina cohen-chang

Comments 9

nochairissafe January 25 2012, 15:48:58 UTC

Oh god, oh god, oh god.

Finn had made it through all their rehearsals with out any problems, but for some reason Rachel added a lot more... grinding then she had in the rehearsals. It had taken all his thoughts of that one time he almost killed their mailman to keep from losing it on stage. Once she was finally off of him, Finn ran from the stage, heading to the boys restroom as fast as he could.

Mail, mail, mail, mail!!!!

argylenkneesox January 26 2012, 03:44:29 UTC

Rachel frowned as she saw Finn rush off. "Finn!" She called out, only to watch his retreating back disappear off stage. Quickly turning toward her adoring audience, she curtsied and grinned, offering them a wave. "Well done, gleeks," she praised the others.

sinful_santana January 25 2012, 16:40:47 UTC

Santana stared back at the stage in shock and horror. What the fuck had that just been? Like seriously...though, she had a new-found respect for ManHands Berry. She'd managed to make a classic song vomit-inducing and dance moves that should've been sexy cause Santana to never want to think about doing the four-legged tango ever again. She leaned over to Brittany and whispered harshly, "Yeah, if that's what the fuck they do in Glee Club, I am so out! There's no fucking way I'd get up there and embarrass myself like that. I'm way too classy for that shit."

lescorn_britt January 25 2012, 16:45:51 UTC

Brittany winced just watching the performance - she could see what Rachel had meant about them needing help with their choreography. But the song was fun, and she liked how silly they were all acting. When Santana leaned over and said she was out, though, her face fell. "No - come on, San! We can help them dance better! They just...they need a little bit of help, that's all! Come on, we can't give up before we even start!"

sinful_santana January 25 2012, 22:36:20 UTC

Sighing, Santana sat back and crossed her arms. Why had she promised to join? She looked over at Quinn. She looked like she wanted to throw up. Sort of like how Santana was feeling inside. "Fine," she growled. "Whatever."

lescorn_britt January 26 2012, 14:00:23 UTC

"Yay!" Brittany clapped her hands. She did feel bad, though - she was pretty sure Santana really didn't want to do this with her. She wasn't making her, was she? At least she hoped not. She wouldn't want to do that.

sassafrasandtea January 26 2012, 03:41:47 UTC

Christ that was awful. Sassafras thought to herself as she looked around at the other shell shocked members of the auditorium. She couldn't quite figure out what they'd been thinking when they'd put together a performance that looked like it could've been put on at some sort of county fair - strip joint hybrid. As the first few students began to whisper to each other it was obvious they'd accomplished one thing, people would certainly be talking about them.

badasspuckerman January 27 2012, 00:54:11 UTC

Puck had no idea what the fuck he was watching. As he watched that girl who he only remembered from temple and the few times he'd slushied her, he couldn't help but squirm a little in his seat. Obviously he had second hand embarrassment for these losers (especially his boy Finn), but he was a little turned on too. Especially the way that chick was grinding up on Finn (okay, maybe he was a little jealous of Finn too). Like with anything in Puck's life, he couldn't help but be a little bit turned on. The chick up on Finn wasn't bad, and if he squinted maybe Aunt Jemima wasn't too bad either. Even Lucy Liu, with her goth look, somehow managed to be hot.

Plus, he kinda liked Salt and Peppa. They were they bomb. And totally bangin' too, not that he'd ever say it out loud or anything.

dkarofsky77 February 2 2012, 23:40:37 UTC

Dave sat there stunned at the performance. He couldn't keep his eyes off of the way Kurt moved. The way Kurt touched himself and thrust his pelvis was freakin' hot. Dave was pretty sure some of those moves had to be illegal. Mercedes was lucky as hell to be up on Kurt like that. It was that moment Dave realized his pants started to get uncomfortably tight. Then out of nowhere...'What the hell was that?' Dave thought his eyes were playing tricks on him.'Did Kurt just slap Finn on the ass?' As he punched his fist into his hand Dave muttered. "Freakin' Hudson." Realizing he said that out loud he started to panicked. Luckily the other jocks with him just laughed it off. They agreed with Dave that Hudson had to be some sort of freak to be up there. Yeah, Hudson was a freak alright...a freak he was jealous of.