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"Don't Step In The Eldritch Puke." [Greed]

Jul 10, 2008 21:10

The creature known as The Feaster From Afar took out most of the doorframe as it crashed its way out of the Gluttony Dining Hall, thundering after Sophia and Will and Harley, part of a porcine waiter's leg still hanging from its mouth ( Read more... )

bestmedicine, hairatenyc, 4_20_100, !greed

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hairatenyc July 11 2008, 02:38:11 UTC

After a time, there is yelling, and gunfire, from -- somewhere fairly far away, actually, but getting closer.

"Finders keepers, motherfuckers!"

BLAM.

Sophia (toting a backpack and a purseful of looted goods) really doesn't handle that shotgun very well -- the recoil has sent her tumbling more than once -- but she found it, it's hers, and she's going to use it!

The pursuing horde down to just a couple of zombies by the time they get into eyeshot of Hastur, and she laughs as she tries to brain one with the barrel of the empty gun.

bestmedicine July 11 2008, 02:44:23 UTC

"Sophia, babe, you're a natural. Now all we need is a chainsaw and a very steady hand." What? It matches the BOOMSTICK and general ambiance and that's what's really important when fighting hordes of the undead(ish).

Will has managed to find himself a nice axe and while it lacks the range of a gun, it does colour co-ordinate (red and green, all the way) and it's a little more personal. :D

4_20_100 July 11 2008, 02:58:19 UTC

He can hear voices and weapons fire.

Great. He's still in this wretched hellhole. Hastur forces his eyes open and then rolls over onto his back to actually get a look at what's going on. Ordinarily, he'd be comforted by the sight of all this gold and saffron and yellow, but right now it just reminds him that he's in yet another colour-co-ordinated level of that wretched purple idiot's game.

He watches a gold frog hop by. Then several more, bouncing and hopping over him in a herd. He blinks curiously.

Is the shouting coming closer?

hairatenyc July 11 2008, 03:21:55 UTC

It is! Sophia whoops with (a rather unsettling amount of) glee as the zombie's head caves in, and it topples.

"THIS! Is my BOOMSTICK!"

She's still laughing as she runs backward, and trips quite grandly over Hastur.

SquelcAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! is the noise, by the way, that an Osborn makes when they fall in a puddle of eldritch vomit.

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