I've decided that I hate livejournal so I'm quitting. And not like a Noah quit either. This is like my facebook quit.

But where will my crush lists go?

So I'm in lab, cleaning out the junk from my hood that was left by the previous occupant. Dr. Ma was in VWR stockroom buying me gifts. Yes, I do consider nitrile gloves and ethyl acetate presents. Anywho, I'm pulling some old tubing down (I assume an old nitrogen line) when something splashes on my face. Instinctively, I wipe my face on my ( Read more... )

Yey! Things are finally happy again! Want to know why? Oh yeah, I'm going to be big sister Jessie's maid of honor! OMG! But Michelle gets to be mine, so she doesn't need to feel left out :) Planning a wedding is fun. I get to make a fun speech, pick out flowers, wear a dress, walk down the aisle with BRIAN, make sure Jessie doesn't have too ( Read more... )

My teeth! My poor, precious teeth! They are cracking!

HELP
HELP
HELP!!!

Nobody feels any pain
Tonight as I stand inside the rain
Ev'rybody knows ( Read more... )

I feel like roadkill. No wait, go with me here. I feel like when you are so content driving a little too quickly down the street like nothing could go wrong until some luckless creature runs out in front of your car and you swerve to miss him, only to extend his miserable death by making it slow and painful. If you would have just given him that ( Read more... )

Dear Everyone ( Read more... )

I'm going to say it once, and not think about it again until this weekend so that I don't get severely let down...

I might have a wonderful surprise!

What is happening to me?! I was just listening to some Narah Jones like it's okay ( Read more... )

"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."
-Calvin

Yeah, Manda and I so saw a guy chase down a mail truck on the highway to give him a letter. Because going to the post office would be so hard. It was so hilarious.

I love Target.

Now I need to pack for my weekend in Bloomington Normal! Hurray!