Ficlet: "Scrape" (Snarry, Adult)

[florahart]

Title: Scrape
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: Adult
Words: 725
Warnings: Uh. Use of machete as sex toy (dudes. This is me. There is no midcoital dismemberment or anything); dubious consent. Also, this isn't particularly fixed in time.
Blame assignment: amanuensis1 was talking about violence and porn and machetes and kink, and this happened.

Comments

[scarletscarlet]

Hell, there I was thinking that just the suggestion of this in your original comment was deliciously porny enough... This, however, was exponentially better :). Particularly the last bit of dialogue - expected, yeah, but perfect nonetheless. Yay! *is delighted*

[florahart]

Hee. Glad to entertain.

I think I may have scared everyone away with the phrase "use of machete as sex toy."

>.>

[elfwhistletree]

Eeeyook!

You didn't scare me away, but I solemnly swear to pay more attention to any warnings you give in future. *nods*

Another very well written story, but a hell of a lot closer to a squick than a kink for me.

This is not a complaint or a criticism in any way, and I'm cool, but really just a reminder to myself that if you ever write anything scarier than this I probably don't want to read it.

♥

[florahart]

Hee.

But also, really and truly, I do try to warn for things that are likely to squick, even if sometimes I warn in white-on-white because the warning also constitutes a spoiler. I don't want someone to read something I write if it's going to make them feel ill or something!

[outofthisplace]

I was thinking the same thing as snape! as soon as I realized it was harry under imperio, I was like, hang on a bit...
but, oohh, very well done, indeed.

[florahart]

Hee. Thanks.

[bewarethesmirk]

God. I've read your work before, but your writing here is exquisite. This is just all kinds of fucking wonderful.

[florahart]

Glad to entertain. :D

[mistressmaraj]

My god.

I saw the original posting and was thinking machete!porn...well, I suppose object insertion of the handle (which is all kinds of cheating).

But you...and it was hot!

*loves*

[florahart]

Heh. Thanks. That is all kinds of cheating. :D

Glad to entertain!

[mistressmaraj]

I hope you dont mind me friending you, but if you can do *that* with a machete...I want in!

[florahart]

Hee. I never mind that. I don't write much that's really along this particular line, but I write a lot of porn, so.

[celandineb]

Don't tell me you don't want this.

Well. Yes. *swallows* And damn, is that the perfect icon you have for this.

[florahart]

HEE. Glad to entertain. :)