Title: Scrape
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: Adult
Words: 725
Warnings: Uh. Use of machete as sex toy (dudes. This is me. There is no midcoital dismemberment or anything); dubious consent. Also, this isn't particularly fixed in time.
Blame assignment: amanuensis1 was talking about violence and porn and machetes and kink, and this happened.

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Title: Kinkylocks and the Three Five Maybe Nine Affairs ( Read more... )

Title: Stuck in the Middle
Pairing: Bill/Charlie/Remus
Rating: NC17
Words: ~3750
Warnings: Er. Bestial dubcon incest, sort of?
A/N: for the pornish_pixies fantasy fest, for snegurochka_lee, who asked for BW/CW/RL: BW's first moon, CW assigned as human guard; RL as (Wolfsbaned) wolf!guard . If BW transforms: kinky bestiality ensues; if not, then Incredible Hulk thing ( Read more... )

So, about an hour ago, I up and found myself writing lysrouge birthday porn. Ron/Harry/Ginny birthday porn.

I have no idea how this happened. But there it is. 1000 words even because I am a DORK. Highly NC17. Incest and dubious consent. Just, imagine movie PoA Wormtail sniveling "I didn't meeeean to," and you'll know what I'm feeling like ( Read more... )

So, I could tell you where this came from, but only if you actually want to know. However, ias it is not for any particular challenge, and doesn't especially fit any of the comms I'm a member of, right. Here it goes, in my LJ. Anyone thinks I should repost to any particular comm, holler ( Read more... )

Title: Late Payment
Author: Flora
Words: 1000 even
Rating: R?
Prompt: Neville and Fudge Flies, for scribbulus_ink's Candy is Dandy challenge.

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1. Gym!Charlie bleached his hair. So now he's bouncy and really really blond ( Read more... )

More stuff I wrote that ain't here.

Shortest first: a drabble for the Snape Shows Some Leg snape100 challenge.

Three more drabbles for hp100 career/education challenge. One Trio, one non-slashy Harry-Neville, and one Goyle.

A (gulp) femslash ficlet: Pen to Paper, at pornish_pixies for the femslash challenge. Never written explicit femslash before. 1600 words, NC17.

A ( Read more... )

Title: Quill and Ink
Pairing: H/D
Rating: NC17 PWP
Summary: Harry finds a book of very pretty pictures and brings it home to share with Draco.
A/N: I have no idea where this came from. *shrugs* Willow, this would be the one I summarized earlier.

in which, the book has pictures and Harry wants to emulate them

Title: So Close and Yet So Far
Pairing: Snape/(of-age)Harry
Rating: NC-17, entirely PWP
Summary: For the 3 kinks challenge at pornish_pixies. Snape spends a very long lesson distracted. Set September 1998 ( Read more... )