Ow ow ow. Stupid bed collapsed on me and smashed my hands up. And almost the rest of me. They better not be broken. If anyone really was under there I hope you're concussed right now.

It looks like the fireworks are over, huh? Good, I'm tired of feeling like I'm on that train again. But...would someone maybe mind checking my closet, just in case?

Now I don't really know how anybody knew where I was, but I'm assuming if whoever took me was that in the loop then they'd also know now isn't exactly the best time to extort ransom from my family.

So if my would-be kidnappers could be so kind as to tell me if I'm still in the same country I went to sleep in, I'll be on my way without any