01 Curse

[fleeingcurses]

Now I don't really know how anybody knew where I was, but I'm assuming if whoever took me was that in the loop then they'd also know now isn't exactly the best time to extort ransom from my family.

So if my would-be kidnappers could be so kind as to tell me if I'm still in the same country I went to sleep in, I'll be on my way without any

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[2ndhandlion]

Everyone else here's been kidnapped too. So you're out of luck.

[fleeingcurses]

But that would mean I had started out with something resembling luck. How many people are 'everyone else'?

[2ndhandlion]

No clue.
They're all nuts. Or morons. Mostly both.

[fleeingcurses]

Great. So I'm pretty much on my own if I want to get out of here.

[sunneverset]

The simplest answer is no, you are not.

[fleeingcurses]

Great, thanks a lot! Because obviously I didn't do enough walking to get to Paris the first time. Maybe I'll get it right the second time around.

[sunneverset]

Seeing how Paris is larger wasteland than it usually is, you're better off here.

[fleeingcurses]

...what did you do, level the entire city after you made off with me?

[skater_lynx]

You're back this is the most exciting thing since they invented sex shaped lollipops~ <3

If she remembered Haru he'd be so dead.

[fleeingcurses]

Back. No, no, I don't believe I've had this charming experience foisted upon me before now.

Re: He's already been shot and killed once!

[skater_lynx]

....If this is a joke it's a bad one Small Tits. I was trying to be nice.

Would he like to add strangulation to the list?

[fleeingcurses]

Alright, if I was here before I'd definitely remember you. And probably tripping you down a flight of stairs.

[idkmybfftony]

Well, then someone's expecting a lot of ransom from a lot of kidnappees!

What country are you from?

[fleeingcurses]

Maybe they're going to pool together a lot of tiny ransoms to actually cut a profit.

Russia, but I was staying in Paris.

[idkmybfftony]

Maybe, but I doubt they could afford most of us.

Russia? Oh great, so you're one of them..

[fleeingcurses]

I really wouldn't know. I never said it was a good plan.

One of 'them'? What's that supposed to mean? You have something against people from a perpetually snowbound country?

[b_loodflower]

Unless you come from Crazyland, no.

[fleeingcurses]

According to certain people I might. No, I don't remember that one being on my birth certificate. Is that just the quaint nickname this place has or did I really miss a place named Crazyland on the map?

[b_loodflower]

The actual name is Wonderland, but I think Crazyland fits better.

[fleeingcurses]

Wonderland? That sounds like a...a book or something, not a country.