You know, all the events here seem to be either really dangerous or just really ridiculous. Aren't there any in the middle? Just enough to not to be boring but not too crazy like this? Seriously...

I'm up for a fight as long as I don't break any bones or anything.

[ Behold. The Kitchen. Destruction has happened, a hurricane has passed. There are bowls and frying pans piled high in the sink, eggs on the floor, butter smeared on the cabinets, flour in the air. The one who caused it ( Read more... )

[ Alice? is out on the roof, practicing his shooting. probably. It's hard to tell because he keeps missing the target- a bottle. That and he seems to be just shooting in anger. ]

That. Damn. Mirror!

I'm going to wring its neck when I see it.

[ as he runs out of bullets he now throws the gun at the bottle in anger. Amazingly, it knocks the bottle ( Read more... )

[ the camera starts of Alice? in his room with a teapot, getting ready to drink late morning tea. He pours the tea in his cup and then freezes. He drops the teapot as it shatters on the ground. ]

....

Crap.

Crap crap crap!

The.........the tea leaf is floating straight up!!!

Shiiiittttt!! I'M GOING TO HAVE BAD LUCK!

[ the video clicks on to show a rag doll of...surprisingly the Mad Hatter, with his black seaweed yarn hair and black hat. His felt suit with even a small felt gun in its hand. And of course, a scowl made from buttons and threads ]

...Of all people, why him? It was so nice not having to live with this old geezer anymore.

[ despite that, he seems ( Read more... )

This is stupid. I just went outside to see what it's like when this huge herd of reindeer come barging at me! What did I ever do to that them? I was just outside!

I got back before they trampled me into pieces but once I go inside I come face to face with this huge... thing. I think it's another animal but I have no idea what the hell it is. It's ( Read more... )

[ Mirror!Alice? is in Alice?'s room, scissors at hand. There's not really anything that sets the mirror and the real one apart, they really do look identical. He silently snips a picture of a girl (Alice) into pieces. His face is blank, seemingly concentrated on cutting it. After it's done, he sets the scissors done and leaving the cut pieces on ( Read more... )

[ a clink of china as the teacup is placed on the saucer ]

...I never got to have that tea with Wolfram...

[ a sigh ]

I hardly see the tea rooms in use here. Does nobody drink tea in this mansion or something?

[ the camera clicks on and Alice? is back, alive and well, although not in the best of moods. ]

...Well. That hurt more than I thought it would. Remind me not to do that again. Once is enough. ..tch.

[ The camera flickers on to show a hallway and a body laying on the floor. The hallway itself has some scorch marks and the burns can be seen on the body as well. However, that's not the most noticible thing. A puddle of red formed at the stomach and neck of the body, staining the white suit and hallway red stands out vividly. ]

((Set right after ( Read more... )