That was sooooooo much fun. Thank you so much, Ellen. Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.

i'm sorry it's been so long since i've posted here. facebook killed the livejournal poster. hopefully i can catch back up. rather than tell you all that's happened since last i've posted i'll just try to keep you updated from here on out. cool ( Read more... )

oh shit! i took the watercolors out! ART IS GOING TO HAPPEN! must. not. look. pleased.

that's the sound my sister's baby makes. she was late for feeding time and we were in the motor vehicle. i wasn't minding but i have enough pills in me to make a rhino see pink elephants when they should be hearing a siren. sometimes it helps if i holds her hand so i tried that, but after that didn't work bros in law tried wiggling her pacifier. ( Read more... )

so i went shopping for myself for the first time in months at the local bookplace where they have books but you have to pay for them instead of just giving them to you, cause' it's capitalism, yo ( Read more... )

today at coffee Brooksy pointed out the bee-ate-les on a little insert in the paper. before i could point out that Elvis was the fifth bee-ate-le i got Maxwell's Silver Hammer stuck in mah head. nothing on earth can make a guy feel so creepy as to be out and about and realize he's enjoying humming that jaunty tune. still ( Read more... )

err-- i mean-- 10001000010101000100001010111100001110

i'd maybe be attracted to him if he didn't have those mattel eyebrows. not like i have any place to say...

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it's not binary, i just hiccup in base two counted backwards because i'm made uncomfortable by his eyebrows.

From Ellen: The first ten people to comment in this post AND repost this meme in their own journal get to request a sketch on the topic of their choosing from me ( Read more... )

besides the obvious hypocrisy of voting for the nicest seeming guy to have the job of being the biggest asshole in the world? i should know. i'm the most asshole seeming guy that has to be nicest.

patriot chin
winner's grin
little success
from everyone's babe
once a soldier
patriot grin
letting protestors
metal-scanned in
wife which rich wither strokes
patriot's smirk
never besmirched
little unstable
it's only a twitch