What's Your Holiday Theme Song?

My Result: O Holy Night


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3%How Scrooge Are You?
Quiz courtesy of Frigidaire Parts from AH Appliance Parts

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Dear Madam:

Thank you for your recent order from our adult toys webiste, Literotica.

You've requested the large red vibrator as featured on our wall display.

Please select another item from our extensive offerings -- that's our fire extinguisher.

Yours truly,

The Customer Service Team at Literotica.