1. [Action]

[flashlightdeath]

[ If you're in Robot House, congratulations! You have acquired one Wheatley. If he woke you up because he screamed, he's really sorry. It took him a while for the whole standing thing to work, then he actually had to move, and that probably took another hour or something of putting hands on the bed, then the wall, then the door frame gripping onto

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[getsciencedone]

[There is a blonde woman sitting in the living room. She seems to be writing stuff on a piece of paper...say hi?]

[flashlightdeath]

[ He's going to... leave that door alone. Just a nice nudge, it makes a clicky noise, that must mean it's closed, right? Right. Yes, right.

He turns around and SOMEONE'S SITTING BEHIND HIM OH-well. Okay, no, this is good, because maybe they know. ]

Uh, hello. [ My, this westcountry british accent sounds familiar. ] Ah, heh, sorry, you're doing something there, don't mean to be a bother but where am I? Do you... know, at all?

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[getsciencedone]

[She looks up, oh hey new husban-]

2/3

[getsciencedone]

[.....No.

No no no no no.]

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[eldest_hatter]

[Curious Sophie is Curious as she passes by.]

Are you quite alright, sir?

[flashlightdeath]

AAUH!

[ He was NOT expecting someone to talk to him, almost losing his balance and gripping the door frame. Balance acquired, once again. ]

Uh... no, I, to be honest, I don't quite think I am. I've woken up in this [ Finger motions to his body ] thing and this [ Hand motions to the surroundings ] place and I'm clueless on just about everything at the moment.

[eldest_hatter]

[Now Sophie is quite familiar with people who did not used to be people once upon a time thanks to Jolt and Sideswipe, so she gets the general idea.]

That is not your original body?

[flashlightdeath]

No, in fact I wouldn't even call it a body. Just a... sphere.

[ His hands rose, and... he didn't really know how to properly gauge his own size, so he guestimates at about a foot between his palms. It seemed right. ]

Like that size. But I'm obviously not that size anymore, I'm whatever this size is, and well, I don't even really know at the moment! Except that these are bloody annoying. [ Lifts a leg. ]

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[electrowhipit]

[ The blue sedan slows to a stop in front of the house. It almost seems to be watching him curiously.

And then it talks ]

You okay there?

[flashlightdeath]

[ Wait, wait who said that? There's only that car in front of him, but seriously, cars can't talk. ]

What?

[electrowhipit]

[ flashes his lights ] I said, are you okay?

[flashlightdeath]

...you're a car.

[ Carefully lets go of the doorframe - OH GOD BALANCE BALANCE there we go - and walks ahead slowly. ]

Uh, yes. I'm... well, I'm confused about this place, and now I'm even more confused because a bloody car is talking to me. Sorry to offend but... I was not expecting that waking up, you know?

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[hontobakabaka]

[A small albino girl with blue hair and a deadpan expression on her face is headed towards Robot house, a box under her arm as she waves blandly to Wheatley]

[flashlightdeath]

[ Oh. A little girl. With blue hair. That's different. ]

[ Waves back. ]

Uh, hello?

[hontobakabaka]

[She speaks in a calm, quiet voice with a deadpan expression]

"Hello, are you the new husband in Miss GLaDOS' home? If you're still in your pajamas I take it she's still upset about whatever it was that happened at home? Some sort of intelligence dampening unit put in charge. I brought some cake to try and cheer her up. It may be best to wait and see if this does its job before going in though, she can be a little.... Excitable when upset."

[flashlightdeath]

[ He's about to mention who he is before the girl continues to speak, just for of... quietly staring. So it really WAS her. Oh, god help us all. ]

Oh, well, I'll try to stay far far away from that. Sensitive parts here, I'd hate to, uh, lose them.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

[Yuna's jogging past Wheatley's place dressed in a tank top and shorts. When she sees him bonk his head on the door frame, she detours to see if he's okay.]

That looked like it hurt! You all right?

[flashlightdeath]

[ Looks. Oh, someone's there, talking to him. He rubs his forehead. Man, human pain sucks. ]

I'm alright, uh, I'm alright. Just... not used to this height. At all. I don't think I'm going to like doors here very much.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

They don't have doors where you come from?

[flashlightdeath]

They do, just easy ones that slide open upwards or outwards. And ones that I can easily fit through.

I'll be alright, though. I'll just need to duck, the next time.