1. [Action]
[ If you're in Robot House, congratulations! You have acquired one Wheatley. If he woke you up because he screamed, he's really sorry. It took him a while for the whole standing thing to work, then he actually had to move, and that probably took another hour or something of putting hands on the bed, then the wall, then the door frame gripping onto it for dear life, then more of a wall.
Don't even ask him about changing his clothes. Because, well, how do you even start that?
What sort of bloody test is this.
Hey, there's a door! And a knob, thing, on it. And it seems to lead outside. There's a grab, and he almost loses his balance from the fact that the door was open and just completely moved his hand. At least he got it open! ]
[ So, Mayfield, are you;
A: In the house, about to greet your new not!dad or not!husband beforeGLaDOSkillshim
or
B: Outside, giving a good howdy neighbor to an extremely tall fellow probably in pajamas who just bonked his head on the door frame and has to learn to duck as he took a step outside. Is this fresh air, oh god. ]
Don't even ask him about changing his clothes. Because, well, how do you even start that?
What sort of bloody test is this.
Hey, there's a door! And a knob, thing, on it. And it seems to lead outside. There's a grab, and he almost loses his balance from the fact that the door was open and just completely moved his hand. At least he got it open! ]
[ So, Mayfield, are you;
A: In the house, about to greet your new not!dad or not!husband beforeGLaDOSkillshim
or
B: Outside, giving a good howdy neighbor to an extremely tall fellow probably in pajamas who just bonked his head on the door frame and has to learn to duck as he took a step outside. Is this fresh air, oh god. ]