2.
Huh.
This tape is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I mean it's old for one, I'm used to seeing small, flat circular things, not this big black rectangular thing. I haven't seen something like this in years, decades even! Wow.
But it had instructions on it. Oh, good old days, you know? Or, no, actually, I don't think a lot of you would know, because, well, not exactly a household name, Aperture!
Anyway what am I saying OH, right, yes, this thing. It's a mission of some type. No, it's a test!
[ It got really awkwardly quiet on the other end. ]
I have a garage room, no, just garage right?
Be right back!
Don't go anywhere! Well, no, you have to test, oh, nevermin-
[ Hangs up. ]
This tape is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I mean it's old for one, I'm used to seeing small, flat circular things, not this big black rectangular thing. I haven't seen something like this in years, decades even! Wow.
But it had instructions on it. Oh, good old days, you know? Or, no, actually, I don't think a lot of you would know, because, well, not exactly a household name, Aperture!
Anyway what am I saying OH, right, yes, this thing. It's a mission of some type. No, it's a test!
[ It got really awkwardly quiet on the other end. ]
I have a garage room, no, just garage right?
Be right back!
Don't go anywhere! Well, no, you have to test, oh, nevermin-
[ Hangs up. ]