4.

[flashlightdeath]

A few weeks ago I had the strangest of dreams! I was running, right, and there was this kid, or, no, a boy actually, and he had a gun! And firing it at me. The kid was bloody fat, I've no idea what that is supposed to mean, if you dream of a fat boy shooting at you

Comments

[myougi]

[ he can't quite stifle a bit of laughter at the description of that dream. ]

Maybe it's prophetic. Better watch out for fat kids.

[flashlightdeath]

Oh, I have been, believe me. If I see one walking on the same side of the street but in the opposite direction, I'll just cross to the other side, thank you.

[myougi]

Gotta watch out for them, definitely. Just imagine what might happen if one of them suddenly snapped and went psycho on you!

[flashlightdeath]

Well, I've seen someone go psycho before who I called fat and they weren't really but can someone go psycho because they're fat?

actioooooon

[thinkwportals]

[ Chell could waste precious time breathing into the phone at him, but unlike Scratch, he probably wouldn't pick up on the meaning. So off she goes!

Knocknocknocknocknock seriously open the door. ]

[ action ]

[flashlightdeath]

[ Hang on hang on hang on he's getting it-OHILADY. Have a smile. ]

Oh, hello!

[thinkwportals]

[ "Oh, hello"? Is that all she gets? It occurs to her that she shouldn't care as much as she does, but this is the first she's heard from him or seen him since having to drag his body back here and it's just... weird.

She looks almost angry as she stands in his doorway, arms crossed and expression drawn.

So. Explain yourself. Or something. ]

[flashlightdeath]

[ His smile drops. ]

What? What did I do? I don't think I did anything, did I?

[eldest_hatter]

I can't say much about your dream, but if you like browsing the shops you should come to the flower shop sometime. If you haven't already, that is.

[flashlightdeath]

Oh, no, I haven't done that yet. Flowers are nice! Very nice. And they all smell really good when you're close to them, so, wow, that place must smell really really nice and, well, what ever a flower scent is? Flower... y?

[eldest_hatter]

I suppose that would be the proper description. I work in the shop most days, so please feel free to come any time you like.

[skyruns]

...interesting dream. [He certainly knows a fatty capable of something like that.] Maybe it means something. There's an entire dream language, you know.

[flashlightdeath]

A dream language? Is it like Spanish? I only know a few words in that.

[skyruns]

Well, no, I wouldn't say it's an actual language. It's more, what you can interpret your dreams to mean. So, kind of a language, yeah.

[flashlightdeath]

Oh. I. Huh.

I think I get it? So it's a brain thing? A human brain thing.

[Filtered]

[godisachild]

Yeah.

Sorry about that.

I like how you left out the fact you tried to kill me first though. That was classy.

[Filtered]

[flashlightdeath]

Wait.

You had the same dream too?

[Filtered]

[godisachild]

It wasn't a dream moron.

You died. I...killed you [He sounds guilty about that that. And frustrated with the fact that he sounds guilty.] You don't stay dead here.

[Filtered]

[flashlightdeath]

What.