( Been sick )

But I couldn't resist.

fortyperiwinkles: this is so much more rewarding than math homework
BSecks: you know....a lot of things are more rewarding than math homework
BSecks: like slamming your head on a wall

On my english essay:

"Flannery Flatulence O'Connor"

"Hey Anita, how you doin?"

"TOO SHORT BETTER TOO LONG AND NO SUBSTANCE THAN SHORT AND FULL OF QUALITY"

Thanks, John, I love you too. Isn't he great?

BSecks: almost every day, something brilliant happens at work, which i related to stephy/stevie after
BSecks: to remind myself, i write a note
BSecks: every single time, i shorten the note, so that only i will understand it
BSecks: and every day, i forget what the letters stand for
BSecks: today, my note reads "SPPub"

( On request )

Stories that end with "This one time at band camp" usually end with "...and then I found five bucks."

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE CLASS PERIOD WHEN YOU HAVE A 6-PAGE PAPER DUE ON A BOOK THAT YOU NEVER FINISHED IS A BAD TIME TO REALIZE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON =( Mr. Joyce, you and your portrait of the artist as a young man both have permission to disappear from the face of the planet.

Hey, which of you did my Johari window thing and called yourself fredrico or something?

Mr. Brocketti: So we have the force, U.
Me: Hahah. Eff you.
Angela: N!

BSecks: er....
BSecks: jesus
fortyperiwinkles: yes?
BSecks: vanity thy name is woman....

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