Comments | flashandburst: panic!

flashandburst

panic!

Feb 26, 2006 19:26

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE CLASS PERIOD WHEN YOU HAVE A 6-PAGE PAPER DUE ON A BOOK THAT YOU NEVER FINISHED IS A BAD TIME TO REALIZE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON =( Mr. Joyce, you and your portrait of the artist as a young man both have permission to disappear from the face of the planet.

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phantasmm February 27 2006, 01:31:20 UTC

aahhh man!I know Anita!
I spent basically the whole day on the computer, trying to type up a good enough thesis statement.Now that I've decided on that I'm trying to type up support paragraphs...:O

And its not 6 pages. She said 3 to 5 pages. Also its only the first draft that's due. So...I'll see how far I can get along with this...and show here what piece of crap I got tommorow...

see you in class!

flashandburst February 27 2006, 10:54:06 UTC

Hahahah the sad thing is, class is in like an hour and a half, and I'm already awake.

Psha you is good at writing. Shut up about pieces of crap.

sylviarr February 27 2006, 01:38:26 UTC

haha good luck.

Now I have to go read about 500 pages for an English test tomorrow. Yay.

flashandburst February 27 2006, 10:54:45 UTC

At least it's not spring moon *gag*

sylviarr March 1 2006, 01:52:13 UTC

Haha but that was such an easy read.

the_reifer February 27 2006, 02:13:29 UTC

a gift for you
And now you know what's going on. All praise be to Jes-- I mean, Sparknotes!

flashandburst February 27 2006, 10:55:38 UTC

aww, i love you! Buahahah.

philosophyguy February 27 2006, 04:22:25 UTC

HAHAHAHA

STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS MODERNISM WHAT?!

flashandburst February 27 2006, 10:57:24 UTC

Stream of consciousness is Joyce's main style of writing Joyce writes very fluidly. He also tries to imitate small children and the way they talk and he does altogether way too good a job of it, I hate small children, especially the ones who scream and stand in things like doorways. There was one at work who started messing with stuff on the counter and stood in front of his dad who was pushing some huge thing on wheels and COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HE WAS ABOUT TO GET RUN OVER and well that's what survival of the fittest is for i guess. the point is, that book sucked.

matilda141 February 27 2006, 14:38:44 UTC

I swear to god that book isn't written in normal english.

flashandburst February 27 2006, 21:57:04 UTC

or... in english.. at all... urgg. Dad had to read it when he'd been speaking english for, oh, a year and a half. He's never forgiven Joyce for the trauma