Ahem. I apologize in advance for the pain this might cause...

[goldphish_bowl]

I cannot be completely held responsible for the contents under this LJ cut. Consider (some) of your childhoods partially destroyed.

What: Crack. Mostly Script format. Re-written from the previous source (blatantly obvious once you start in). Most certainly not to be taken seriously.
Rating: Pretty damn G
Why god why: yourreanimator  and I and MUSIC dear god the

Comments

[yourreanimator]

What is wrong with us?
Whats worse as there is actually more.

[liabrown]

I...what? :D My poor confused brain! I still enjoyed it though! Is the song based on something?

[goldphish_bowl]

Ever watched Disney's "Beauty and the Beast"?

[liabrown]

Nope.

[goldphish_bowl]

*adds link to the header* @.@

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyP4kuvXe9A

[ivybramble]

And I thought nothing could possibly improve that particular Disney film...
then I found this. Sheer Genius!!! Please tell me we're getting more, I REALLY
need to know the lyrics to "The Top" version of "Gaston" ;)

Len's a fridge? Made of awesome and win!!!

[yourreanimator]

He's a fridge,once of the nice ones with the ice makers, so he likes to take pot shots at those who annoy him or when he's feeling bitter. And Mick is a space heater.

[goldphish_bowl]

"The Top" song is a work in progress right now actually! --although it's a bit tougher a switch over then this one was. D:

Damn my inability to rhyme!

[runenklinge]

.....

rune´s brain has left the building.
Somebody catch it, I need it!

that was crack of the finest sort.
Will we hear more from the cuttlery?^^
in sooooooooong?

[goldphish_bowl]

If yourreanimator gets her way, then YES.

[axolotl_lan]

... brain is broked and now it is trying to right top/piper.... this is what happens!!!!!!