Ahem. I apologize in advance for the pain this might cause...

[goldphish_bowl]

I cannot be completely held responsible for the contents under this LJ cut. Consider (some) of your childhoods partially destroyed.

What: Crack. Mostly Script format. Re-written from the previous source (blatantly obvious once you start in). Most certainly not to be taken seriously.
Rating: Pretty damn G
Why god why: yourreanimator  and I and MUSIC dear god the

Comments

[ziarenete13x]

You guys... I love you guys.

No I didn't just spend the last four-and-a-half minutes singing this...without the background song, why do you ask? (Piper is wincing somewhere in another Universe, I can tell.)

[seftimiu]

/dies/ I just got to reading this. Hilarious! I remember when this came out and all. (I have kids so I've seen most of the Disney fare.) XD

I'm laughing my ass off.

[modnaf]

OH GOD YES! This is perfect, wonderful, amazing, stupendous, and GYAH. Thank you!