OH my goodness, this is honestly horrible, haha. I hadn't intended to write anything for this, just enjoyed the reading of all the amusing parodies, but then I came across this conversation as a result of minerva_one's bad!fic:
Goodness, I just couldn't help it. It was like a train wreck that I just couldn't keep from writing - and this was the restrained version! oi. I'm almost sad to have involved you in the making of this monstrosity, but oh well. bad!fic unite! haha
Dear god... this one made me laugh! I hate hate HATE it when fanfic writers try and claim that someone had a 12-18 inch cock but its all cool cause the girl they're doing can handle that sort of thing, even though she's a virgin but really, its all fine! blah I say! wonderfully bad fanfic! typos and plot holes away!
Hah, yeah, those also bother me to no end (I'm a realist at heart...well, most of the time ^_-). So that's one of my favorite parts - especially because someone on another community had just ranted about the use of the 'telephone pole' euphamism, let alone a 14incher, haha. (Aw dang, just thought of a good idea. Should've been 24 inches, literally impaling her and killing her. dern. haha.)Most virgins in real life blanch at the idea of a normal one, let alone those monstrosities. Whatever. But still, writing from the perspective of a 13 year old, I think my absolute favorite was when she 'organismed' from said monstrosity. :-Þ
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I'll second the thumbs up.
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Awesomeness. I'm glad someone tackled it!!!! XD
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Ewwww. Period sex is totally gross. XD
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wonderfully bad fanfic! typos and plot holes away!
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