C'mon Alyssa! You can do it! It's only an essay worth 1/3 of your grade that you've had 5 weeks to work on! It's only 5 pages and you can bullshit all that in 2 hours in 15 minutes just to get at least 60 so you can get a straight up C in your class. Who needs sleep? Who needs a shower ( Read more... )

Anytime I think about graduation I want to throw up. What happened to me? I used to be responsible and do my work and succeed at everything. Now I'm relieved if I get a C and barely pass by the skin of my teeth. I can't get motivated. I don't know what I want to do with my life and I feel like everyday is wasted. I know I can work under pressure, ( Read more... )

Mad Men mentioned UT in last night's episode! Granted it was to mention the sniper in 1965 but still, recognition in the best show on tv! Mmmmm Jon Hamm.

J.K. Rowling is going to publish a new book! And it will be released on my birthday! BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVAR!!

Seriously, she could write a book about barnacles and I would still wait in anticipation to read it.

Tomorrow, I am selling my body for money.

Well technically, I'm donating plasma for a reloadable Visa card so that I have money to move, but it's still totally in the same neighborhood.

What? I don't have a facebook anymore so this is where my life gets posted on the interwebs. I feel 14 again.

What is with all the cool crap you can do on this thing now? Where was all this shit when I was posting daily? Or have I just not used this in years and it was always here...?

I "graduate" in 6 weeks. Can I rewind to two years ago and just stay there? Please? I don't want to be a real adult.

Yay 2nd degree burns! Yay no after hour clinics that accept tricare! Yay going to the ER, AGAIN! Yay being a whiney bitchy guilty drama queen ( Read more... )

( Just because I haven't done one of these in a LONG time and I'm procrastinating. )

Mom and Doug are putting Max to sleep tomorrow. I know he won't be suffering any more, but it's hard knowing my big, furry, four-legged baby will be gone.

I feel I've come to terms with it as much as I can at the moment. He is sick, he's hurting, and his body is giving out. As much as it hurts knowing he will be gone, it's better that he's at peace ( Read more... )

Why yes, I am the occasional curb-checker. It happens from time to time, but my car and tires always end up being ok. Not this time ( Read more... )