Blood Communion.

Oct 10, 2018 18:38

If you haven't read the book, I doubt this will make much sense to you, but I guarantee the book won't either ( Read more... )

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beautesauvage13 October 10 2018, 17:49:26 UTC

Buhahahahaha!   Breath-I need to breath buhahahahaha!   Oh lord that was Awsome!  Best damned review ever!  You should seriously post it on amazon.

Worst book ever - but really you hit the nail on the head.

Athena

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flambeauvivant October 10 2018, 17:52:47 UTC
I shall now take my bow!

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beautesauvage13 October 10 2018, 18:31:22 UTC

You really are the best.

Awful book aside.

Athena

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flambeauvivant October 10 2018, 22:09:49 UTC
You know I adore you, don't you?

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sr_kalika October 10 2018, 17:51:31 UTC

-sips tea-

I was writing a post about how the damn book was all over the place. You nailed it. I guess someone is trying to go Twilight route on it to make it more appealing to the younger generation but I was about seventeen when I got my hands on the books and I had friends younger than that who had read them. Someone needs a message not to dumb it down just to get more expanse of people to read them.

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flambeauvivant October 10 2018, 17:58:55 UTC
Do you think that's the reasoning? A sign of the times? It could be. I don't understand it.

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sr_kalika October 10 2018, 18:17:08 UTC

I would hope not but I’m pretty sure this is the exact case and some are just lapping it up.

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flambeauvivant October 11 2018, 17:08:00 UTC
I'll admit, I can be a bit of a hippy and I do really believe in love, but what I believe or dream about or imagine isn't necessarily something that can ever happen, or ought to.

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inbetweenshades October 10 2018, 18:25:30 UTC

Omg!
Well, at least your review is superbly written.
Especially considering the obvious lack of material you had to work with.

You really should post it on Amazon.
That would be AMAZING!
😂🤣

Oh, but I do simply adore you.
😘

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flambeauvivant October 10 2018, 22:08:30 UTC
My darling, I know what I read and what I read is truly terrible. This, aside from the fact that it's my name that is used there! Mine.

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seraph_tenshi October 10 2018, 19:16:18 UTC
I´m with Athena, post it on amazon. That is indeed the best review ever! And its sad that its so true...

I wonder why Ms. Rice write no good VC books anymore :( Poor Armand. Poor Marius. Poor Lestats´wife. Poor...something with D, I think.

And of course, YOU are the vampire Lestat. Pff.

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flambeauvivant October 10 2018, 22:10:42 UTC
Damn right I am. I have no bodyguards!

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seraph_tenshi October 11 2018, 07:57:12 UTC
I really wonder why Anne gives you bodyguards. You are so damn powerful, even if you wanner die, you have some problems with that XD

The last books simply sucks and are terrible. To bad. Well the good thing, we have you here. So lets forget all this trash ^^

Ok, I go out and check out ROMA! Oh yeah.

PS: Well, at least Armand needs no bodyguards. Tehehe. ^^

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flambeauvivant October 11 2018, 16:53:30 UTC
I really don't know. Ostensibly, because I am the symbolic ruler of the tribe, highly visible, which makes me a target. But that doesn't quite work, does it? I'm a target now. I'm known. I've spilled secrets. What's more, if we are to accept the logic of the story in Blood Communion and I need a bodyguard because I'm some sort of feeble-minded figure-head, how can this be a world which tears down all barriers? Clearly that's a nonsense.

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