Blood Communion.

Oct 10, 2018 18:38

If you haven't read the book, I doubt this will make much sense to you, but I guarantee the book won't either ( Read more... )

blood communion, review, parody

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seraph_tenshi October 10 2018, 19:16:18 UTC
I´m with Athena, post it on amazon. That is indeed the best review ever! And its sad that its so true...

I wonder why Ms. Rice write no good VC books anymore :( Poor Armand. Poor Marius. Poor Lestats´wife. Poor...something with D, I think.

And of course, YOU are the vampire Lestat. Pff.

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flambeauvivant October 10 2018, 22:10:42 UTC
Damn right I am. I have no bodyguards!

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seraph_tenshi October 11 2018, 07:57:12 UTC
I really wonder why Anne gives you bodyguards. You are so damn powerful, even if you wanner die, you have some problems with that XD

The last books simply sucks and are terrible. To bad. Well the good thing, we have you here. So lets forget all this trash ^^

Ok, I go out and check out ROMA! Oh yeah.

PS: Well, at least Armand needs no bodyguards. Tehehe. ^^

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flambeauvivant October 11 2018, 16:53:30 UTC
I really don't know. Ostensibly, because I am the symbolic ruler of the tribe, highly visible, which makes me a target. But that doesn't quite work, does it? I'm a target now. I'm known. I've spilled secrets. What's more, if we are to accept the logic of the story in Blood Communion and I need a bodyguard because I'm some sort of feeble-minded figure-head, how can this be a world which tears down all barriers? Clearly that's a nonsense.

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seraph_tenshi October 11 2018, 17:00:32 UTC
YES, you are a target now. Thats for all your sins! Suffer, vampire, suffer until you despair!

But really, even if the whole vamp world would attack you, they would have problems to beat you. Such bullshit. Bodyguards. Tsk.

Ostensibly. feeble-minded. ...You do enjoy this, right? Well, two new words. I hope I can remember it.

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flambeauvivant October 11 2018, 17:03:49 UTC
Just for you, chere, I'll suffer until my soul dies.

Oh, I can be beaten. I wouldn't win the World's Strongest Vampire contest.

Ah. My apologies. Well, you see it's all your own fault for being so very good with English words. Would you like me to say it again?

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seraph_tenshi October 11 2018, 17:19:15 UTC
Your soul is truly immortal. If you like it or not, you can´t die.

You would. You are the best blood-mix-drink. Marius blood, Mangus blood, Akasha blood, so many mortals blood...ect.

Haha. Such a sweet devil. Sure, but with more feelings.

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flambeauvivant October 11 2018, 17:25:37 UTC
Yeah, I cheated.

I got a power boost, sure. Yes, several. But that's never as good as stacking up the millenia.

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seraph_tenshi October 11 2018, 17:34:52 UTC
Haha. I would also cheat if that means I would win.

XDDD A well planned upgrade, true! Lestat 2.0.

So that means...Santino could really beats the crap out of you. Hmm. Interesting.

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flambeauvivant October 11 2018, 17:40:08 UTC
Yes. Or, perhaps Lestat 4.0. Don't forget my brief time with Marius, that's 2.0, then I had a lot of healing and a lot of sleeping to get to 3.0.

I'll be honest, I don't know his strength. I don't know how we might compare. He's secretive. And the Gifts are different for each of us.

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seraph_tenshi October 11 2018, 18:08:10 UTC
Haha. And like a flash of light, Lestat is no longer on a simple trip! No. Right away to the 4.0 version. Boom, baby! After all this time, why not simply say, Lestat 5.0. Spares the trouble for a long waiting for the next upgrade.

Hmm, would be interesting to find out. You should annoy him and fight him. Just for fun. (with my blessing and greetings for him, of course)

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flambeauvivant October 11 2018, 18:19:06 UTC
He annoys me! I don't have the slightest interest in fighting him.

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seraph_tenshi October 11 2018, 18:21:32 UTC

That would be such a epic fight! Drama in its purest form! ...I must find a theme song for that!!!!
You should fight him.

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flambeauvivant October 11 2018, 18:38:01 UTC
Why?

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seraph_tenshi October 11 2018, 18:41:22 UTC
Why it would be an epic fight? You are two epic characters! You are that flashy BOOM and he is that gloomy Grrr!

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flambeauvivant October 11 2018, 18:59:35 UTC
Boom beats grr every time: we don't need to test that.

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