So I bought a house in London.

[flambeauvivant]

Louis burned down the house. I rebuilt the house. Louis sold the house. Armand bought the house. I bought another house. So far, the new house is intact which is just as well because it is an exceptionally beautiful house and it's even more substantial in size than the last. That doesn't please Armand at all and this pleases both of us. Louis isn't

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[beautesauvage13]

Please stay out of the  kitchen and hire a chef to do the Christmas cooking.

Athena

[flambeauvivant]

Why are you so obsessed with my cooking? I haven't poisoned anyone! Well, not for years.

[beautesauvage13]

You poisoned someone with your cooking?  I was more concerned with you starting a fire because you forgot the roast beast in the oven or burned the water again.  I'm more concerned then obsessed.

Athena

[flambeauvivant]

Yes. He lived. Oh wait.

They all lived!

[sr_kalika]

Can't please them all

[flambeauvivant]

Ineed you can't! I'm pleased. The rest can fend for themselves.

[sr_kalika]

At least some are going to be a bit civil toward each other. I assume you invited Ian?

How did you burn water? That's not an easy task unless it evaporated.

[flambeauvivant]

I'll admit, not everyone gets along perfectly but what's Christmas without a few well-meaning arguments or death threats.

I have improved immensely! My meat won't be raw this time.

[heydrinkthis]

And tonight's news was brought to you by....Ha. Quick update eh.
Why don't you get someone to help you with the food?

[flambeauvivant]

That's not very personal, is it? I know: "unlike food poisoning." So I've been told countless times. I have no intention of crippling my guests.

[heydrinkthis]

It just shows you care enough to get help. You can cook together with someone and it's still personal. At least I'd say it is.

[flambeauvivant]

Is it really? It's seems like cheating. And in absolutely everything I have seen or read about Christmas, someone cooks the dinner.

[seraph_tenshi]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The best soap oprea ever. LOVE IT.

[thedizzywriter]

That's wonderful Lestat! I'm very glad you like the new place.
Armand is salty. He will always be salty. This is an everlasting law of the universe like gravity.