Strewth!

[fj_warren]

Mr W and Sproglet went Christmas shopping! What?!!!! They picked up loads of party nibbles - 'To save me having to cook' Mr W said. There are three of us, there will be no visitors over the festive period and a quick glance at the packaging on the nibbles means they do not cook themselves

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[zoefruitcake]

Just strike. I mean go on strike, not strike while they aren't looking

[fj_warren]

I've just made him a sandwich . . . . I don't think he noticed the arsenic!