Strewth!

[fj_warren]

Mr W and Sproglet went Christmas shopping! What?!!!! They picked up loads of party nibbles - 'To save me having to cook' Mr W said. There are three of us, there will be no visitors over the festive period and a quick glance at the packaging on the nibbles means they do not cook themselves!

That scraping noise you can hear is me sharpening my carving knife - and I'm not planning on attacking the roast with it!!!