Comments | fivewhatfive: at nature.

fivewhatfive

at nature.

Nov 08, 2010 11:50

Dear Red Dead Redemption,

As much as I appreciate you literally winning a poker game in Armadillo for me, it freaks me out when I'm not even touching the controller and the bets/cards keep going without me. It makes me feel inadequate, as a human being, and raises the slight suspicion that Rockstar is Skynet. Cut that out ( Read more... )

dcu: harley and ivy sitting in a tree, manips, comics, kelly clarkson, gaming

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lokiyan November 8 2010, 14:08:16 UTC

LOL at T Swizzle and Poison Ivy.

Also - there has to be a useless friend in every camping trip, right? Oprah and Kelly will just end up fighting over who gets to skin the squirrel they just caught with their bare hands and animalistic instincts.

fivewhatfive November 10 2010, 10:44:28 UTC

THEY WOULD SETTLE IT OVER A FRIENDLY GAME OF SCRABBLE.

adventurepants November 8 2010, 14:52:31 UTC

it freaks me out when I'm not even touching the controller and the bets/cards keep going without me.

So this reminds me of what is probably a dumb story. a;fdjslsd. In the sixth grade, in computer class, when we finished doing our learning stuff we could play games, and we discovered that you could set all three players on the Wheel of Fortune game to be computer-controlled, so we would just sit back and watch the game play on its own. And you could name them, so we'd make them teams of Buffy characters, (usually Buffy and Angel, Willow and Xander, and I think Spike and Drusilla.) So. Like. If Willow and Xander got something wrong, we'd be like, "Oh, Willow let Xander pick." SOMEHOW THIS WAS GREAT FUN?

Also also: who brings sea bass to a camping trip, indeed? (Chuck Bass, probably.)

There's a bass pond at the Vanderbilts' estate that I live near. THERE'S A BASS POND AT NATE'S HOUSE.

fivewhatfive November 10 2010, 10:42:13 UTC

NO STORY THAT INVOLVES BUFFY IS EVER A DUMB STORY. And this one is especially relevant, because I used to name those other players on Microsoft's stupid Hearts game Willow, Buffy and Xander. Except I never got to have funny, "Oh, Willow let Xander pick" moments, because I was always losing. I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT GAME (until recently lol).

THERE IS A BASS POND AT NATE'S HOUSE. Your life, it is filled with little heart-shaped gems.

adventurepants November 10 2010, 14:07:52 UTC

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one6two6 November 9 2010, 05:01:16 UTC

I VERY CLEARLY SUPPORT YOUR URGE TO PICSPAM. THEREFORE AM VERY CLEARLY AGAINST YOUR FIGHT.

Stop fighting.

Also LOL I keep thinking shipping Taylor Swift with fictional characters seems like a good idea. There is no ground for this, especially since WHAT EVEN IS TAYLOR SWIFT.

WHAT EVEN.

fivewhatfive November 10 2010, 10:43:44 UTC

I NEED TO DOWNLOAD OPRAH'S THING.

EXACTLY, WHAT EVEN IS TAYLOR SWIFT. I think that is the question that drives me to put her next to random characters and see if it clicks. That or science.

Yeah, totally science.

one6two6 November 11 2010, 08:08:34 UTC

SCIENTIFICALLY, TAYLOR SWIFT IS LIKE A SINE CURVE.

SHE ALWAYS KEEPS BOUNCING BACK UP AFTER GOING REALLY FAR DOWN (I failed trig/stat in high school.).

bartzina13 November 10 2010, 19:52:11 UTC

Okay, now I'm going to have to check Youtube for bootleg concert footage of Miss Griffin riffing on the caaaaaamping triiiiiiiip. Talk about your gifts from baby Jesus.

fivewhatfive November 12 2010, 21:44:53 UTC

I swear, as I was watching I couldn't stop thinking about what a field day Kathy would have with that one. First Hasseljerk, now Oprah? Baby Jesus is on a roll.