Dear Red Dead Redemption,
As much as I appreciate you literally winning a poker game in Armadillo for me, it freaks me out when I'm not even touching the controller and the bets/cards keep going without me. It makes me feel inadequate, as a human being, and raises the slight suspicion that Rockstar is Skynet. Cut that out.
Love,
Me.
Dear Flist-
LOL as if I'm writing another letter. But dear flist, I have watched Oprah and Gayle's fantastic camping adventure. What is my life? What does this mean? And who brings sea bass to a camping trip, indeed? (Chuck Bass, probably.) I kept thinking of
Kelly Clarkson's camping trip, and how she and Oprah are both leaders (and not followers) with useless friends, and... basically? Oprah and Kelly Clarkson = Camping OTP.
DON'T LAUGH, I'M FIGHTING THE URGE TO PICSPAM.
And now, another random dose of Taylor Swift.