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[fivewhatfive]

LOLOLOL. Oh, the VMAs. I was telling pirateygoodness how much I love Disney Days of Our Lives now, and let me tell you - that hot mess of an awards show? Much more entertaining when you reinterpret everything as Selena's Gay Night Out. Stalking her Rock God Katy Perry out on the white carpet, messing up because her brain couldn't handle reading + jizzing herself

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[one6two6]

I just can't ...

No, I can't.

[fivewhatfive]

I'm sorry I broke you :(

[one6two6]

Do you know why Gaga's dress was so heavy she had two bodyguards help her with it? Maybe it was full of artillery.

But she doesn't need artillery because she can do more than that. Maybe it was the matrix.

Personally, I was wondering if there was a message behind having not one, but two performances shoeless. What if one of them is predicted to die? ;__________;

[revertigo]

my internet has been shitty so i haven't been able to stream anything but i can't believe taylor :( i didn't believe @voldemort7 when he tweeted then i saw this

[fivewhatfive]

LOLLL. I think it wouldn't have been that bad if they hadn't shown the video before the performance and if she had actually attended the ceremony instead of popping up exclusively to sing that one song. IDK, I hate MTV.

[revertigo]

shrewtee told me YE did the same thing though but he isn't gett shit for it, this year haha.

god i hate mtv too. why do you still have video music awards and let your stupid reality tv stars infiltrate it when you have no fucking music.

[fivewhatfive]

Yeah, except his performance wasn't overdramatic as fuck lolll.

I liked when Chelsea told people not to clap for Jersey Shore because they were the reason MTV didn't play videos. ♥

[botherd]

Wait, was the Taylor Swift song the one Kanye wrote for her, or something else? Either way, holy shit this thing needs to die.

(By the way, THE NEW ALBUM IS CALLED BORN THIS WAY? GIRL, YOU DON'T SAY.)

I love how she was probably trying to be ~subtle about it at first and just completely failed. Also unf, Lollapalooza!Gaga was the hottest ever.

[fivewhatfive]

No, it wasn't the song he wrote for her. And yeah, IF ONLY THEY HAD PERFORMED TOGETHER.

RIGHT? Never, since Bleighton, have I seen someone fail so hard at subtlety lolll.

[adventurepants]

My roommate was watching something on Disney the other day and people were chanting "SELENA, SELENA," and Britt got really freaked out and we think probably the president of Selena's fan club is going to kill her now. WHO WILL PLAY HER IN THE MOVIE. Maybe Demi.

Also I'm always rolling my eyes at Taylor Swift, I cannot stand her ever in any capacity. She is my musical version of Taylor Momsen. Even though Taylor Momsen is also musical, WHATEVER. Maybe I just hate every girl named Taylor. Not boys, because I don't hate Taylor Hanson.

[fivewhatfive]

KRISTEN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND SAY THAT? NOW I'M SCARED.

LOLLLLLL "musical version of Taylor Momsen." See, the world is so weird right now my first instinct is to defend Gay Baby Taylor's honor as a musician. The end is nigh.

PS: GO POST YOUR THOUGHTS ON GOSSIPS.

[adventurepants]

I KNOW RIGHT? IT'S SCARY. I DON'T WANT SELENA TO DIE.

And I was about to, actually! As soon as I finish tumblr.

[fivewhatfive]

And I'm sorry she broke you lollll