LOLOLOL. Oh, the VMAs. I was telling
pirateygoodness how much I love Disney Days of Our Lives now, and let me tell you - that hot mess of an awards show? Much more entertaining when you reinterpret everything as Selena's Gay Night Out. Stalking her Rock God Katy Perry out on the white carpet, messing up because her brain couldn't handle reading + jizzing herself over that Paramore kid, witnessing Lady Gaga's meaty bits firsthand, making out with Taylor Swift backstage and tweeting pictures to Demi who doesn't even care and isn't even checking her twitter every five minutes while pretending not to be there. Fun times!
Also, I kind of can't believe that one year later I'd be sitting here rolling my eyes at Taylor Swift, but whatever, whatever. Florence + The Machine ♥
More importantly,
(By the way, THE NEW ALBUM IS CALLED BORN THIS WAY? GIRL, YOU DON'T SAY.)