a wild mary appears!

[fivewhatfive]

Oh man, updating this junk a month later means I'll want to say ridiculous things about a bunch of stuff and probably forget (or, most likely, sit here and just talk about Dina Meyer being reason enough to ignore the sins of Birds of Prey.)

Things that have happened since I last (publicly) made fun of Fringe:

i. Weird musical choices! Allegedly, I am that person on your flist who buys something from Unnamed Disney Person on a Friday and downloads The Pretty Reckless' album next Sunday. Allegedly. (Why couldn't Taylor Momsen just suck at everything instead of making pretty decent music? Poop.)

ii. Scientific breakthrough! While waiting for said album to finish downloading, I spoke with fellow Doctor, Scientist and Totally Never Wrong Entity, Dr. Wikipedia, and WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME TAYLOR MOMSEN AUDITIONED FOR HANNAH MONTANA? Everything makes sense now. That Miley obsession, the bitterness, the cockblocking. That's amore.

iii. School. I- what is that tiny, violin-like noise? Strange.

Anyway, my brother recently conned me into helping him with some online exam thingy (and here I use "conned" and "helping" loosely, of course. I'm too proud and he's too lazy to pay attention to grammar - a match made in Shrimp Land.) It made me all nostalgic for that part of high school that was less about general awkwardness/social dramatics and more about not having to make ~choices while people kissed your ass. #EDUCATIONISTHEMOTIVATION #ITSAPROCESS lolll.

iv. Read an embarrassing amount of comics. I hate jengrrrl. And Bruce Wayne.

v. Not writing, angsting about not writing, etc. (WHY IS THAT VIOLIN BACK?) I'm still gonna try to write something for burnthe_city, but I don't have high hopes. At this point I need sticky notes just to remind me of the stuff I planned and didn't write - One Time Beyoncé Robbed A Bank, Detective Sergeant Selena Gomez, Helena Bertinelli's Excellent Guide To Misusing Alice In Wonderland (Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a bat?), etc.

And for my final act, I'll ask you to grab some bleach for your eyes/brain and then join us for another game of Fringe Hannah Montana Frannah Montana: Connect The Dots.




Exhibit A: Gene, the Cow.Exhibit B: Cheese is made from milk.Exhibit C: Gene, the Pool Guy.

Incredible.

PS: Okay, now that everyone is blind, it's probably pointless to say "LOL KANYE FOLLOWING TAYLOR SWIFT ON TWITTER", right?