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fivewhatfive

X-Men: Salute to Canada (sometimes I talk about things that aren't Gossip Girl)

May 01, 2009 01:33

So I caught X-Men Origins: Wolverine today (well, yesterday, today is already May 1st) and either we're shameless as hell here in Brazil or ( it doesn't seem like they changed much from the workprint version. )

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goddesspharo May 1 2009, 05:01:43 UTC

DUDE, WORD. James Marsden is seriously not SO busy that they couldn't have hit him up for a cameo. I can pretend like he's a high school student. The chick who played Emma Frost looked like an embryo. A fugly embryo who didn't deserve the power of diamonds. When everyone else in your cast is super-hot with the exception of General Mad Scientist, it's painfully obvious when you cast people who have been hit by the ugly tree.

Did Patrick Stewart actually show up on set or was that even more embarrassing computer-generated action in the end?No way, that was totally him! I doubt they'd splice him in from like X2 or something. (Though LOLZ if they would ( ... )

fivewhatfive May 1 2009, 05:22:02 UTC

When everyone else in your cast is super-hot with the exception of General Mad Scientist, it's painfully obvious when you cast people who have been hit by the ugly tree.

Seriouslyyyyy. Fake!Scott even reminded me of the lame Chuck clone. I might hate him, but even I don't wish an actor like that on the character. Emma Frost looked WIMPY and that's just NOT RIGHT.

No way, that was totally him! I doubt they'd splice him in from like X2 or something. (Though LOLZ if they would.)I don't know, something was off in that scene. OR MAYBE I WAS PERMANENTLY SCARRED BY WEAPON XI. He was a mix of recently put together zombie and those mouthless demons that gave Buffy telepathy. I don't know, he freaked me out so much. DO NOT WANT. But regular Deadpool should've been in the movie more, he was fun and did crazy tricks with his sword (oh man, that scene with the bullets was so cool I couldn't even start with the "yeah, right ( ... )

goddesspharo May 1 2009, 05:58:45 UTC

The first time I saw Emma Frost in the trailers, I thought it was prepubescent Colossus. Er...I don't think that's the message they were going for. It didn't get any better in the movie.

The sword thing was so damn cool. Deadpool should have his own origins movie in which Ryan Reynolds is shirtless a lot and gets to be sarcastic for two hours while hitting on anything that moves.

HOW COULD YOU FORGET NAKED HUGH JACKMAN? UNACCEPTABLE! I thought the memory loss thing was well done (admantium bullet what what!), but I too was sad at amnesia-cakes because that meant that Wolverine and Gambit couldn't go on ill-advised suicide missions anymore and pretend that they weren't checking each other out along the way! Though when Silver Fox told Stryker to walk until his feet bleed, all I could think was that I Would Walk 500 Miles was a pretty lame punishment for someone who just fucked up the life of the dude that you loved and sorta screwed over a few times. But I was sad when he had no idea who she was at the end there.

siviusx May 5 2009, 08:26:58 UTC

re: Tentacle Porn --> Logical follow-up to PENISHEAD AT BURGER KING (Season 5).

fivewhatfive May 6 2009, 01:47:26 UTC

Season 6, actually, BUT YES. That issue comes out tomorrow and I don't know if I can handle more Georgina Michelle right now. Proof? I just typed < Georgina > as if it were a code lololol

siviusx May 6 2009, 01:49:32 UTC

lololol a code for bad horrible things

was that s6? CHRIST. everything fucking horrible EVER on that show happened in s6.

fivewhatfive May 6 2009, 02:10:14 UTC

I KNOWWW. It was like OH LOL PENISHEAD DEMON and then SPIKE LET'S HAVE SEX OUTSIDE WHILE I SMELL OF BURGERS. Ugh, that fucking season. Taraaaa *pout* S7 was even worse, but at least it had Echo Caroline FAITH!