Stake 021

[fivebyfivebaby]

Survival skills 101 - Pay attention kids because I’m not fucking repeating myself.

If you’re over the age of twelve the woods shouldn’t scare you. Seriously, it’s just fucking sad.

Stop. Fucking. Screaming. You’ll just attract shit no one wants to deal with and I don’t want to hear you all freaking out like headless chickens when I’m trying to

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[patheticx100]

B-b-b-but...

I'M ABSOLUTELY P-P-POSITIVELY SCARED OUT OF MY WIT HEADS S-SOMETHINGS!

EEEEEEE~!

[Hyperventilation can be heard on the other end.]

[fivebyfivebaby]

Hanaster? Figures. Need a hand?

[patheticx100]

U-u-um...

I've managed to uh, well, find a food source b-b-but I could never kill any animals! I'd feel horrible, awful, and evil! Eeeek!

Mm, it's just... Uh, w-w-would it be possible to find you and stay with you? B-because I a-already fell on my face running from a poisonous toad...

[fivebyfivebaby]

What if someone else killed them for you? I've already caught some of my dinner.

A toad? Seriously? Oh jesus christ I need a drink.

........Fine.

[[ooc: Strike hackable.]]

[fivebyfivebaby]

Aw sweetie, I wouldn't want you to die of heat stroke before I manage to severely wound you.