Losing weight is an expensive process. I apologize in advance for the self-adulative nature of what I'm in the middle of saying, so I suppose I'm apologizing in parallel, but it's not often something good is actually happening to me, so excuse me while I get up on this here pedestal. So as I was saying, I recently bought two pairs of pants from Old ( Read more... )

Mindblowing? I really don't think so. The mindblowing thing would have been the same damn thing happening for the 44th time in a row. This is more of a "Finally" moment.

Oh bath mat, how you've changed over the years. Use to be that I looked upon you with respect and reverence. Used to be that you were a stalwart, steadfast defender from the slippages of the wet foot on tile floor. Used to be that you were always ready to accept my soles with fluffy comfort, the shock and shrinking chill of the rest of the bathroom ( Read more... )

Why am I awesome? Oh, this is such a surprise. I'm totally not prepared *pulls out list* But seriously, I'm awesome for this particular reason ( Read more... )

I've never met a nihilist cashier before. It was the first time, but I definitely don't want it to be the last time. They are intensely amusing and insightful conversationalists ( Read more... )

I'm not completely sure why, but my roommate just left the room. Actually I'm completely sure why he did that, he just went to take a shower. What I'm not completely sure about is why he decided to leave this porn on his laptop during his shower. I can't possibly assume that this was some accident, and I just have a hard time believing someone is ( Read more... )

"...And then the women avoid rape by rubbing rotten chicken on their breasts...did we talk about that?"

"I guess I get my kicks talking about things that don't mean anything..."

-History prof. again.

In the midst of my terrible mopey mood I was sitting in environmental science not two minutes ago lamenting life. That is until I got the grade back on last class's exam that is. On a test I figured I would be perfectly happy with a score around 70 on, I got a 90. I guess high numbers get me happy, because now I'm this bucket of puppy dog farts and ( Read more... )

"Allah is Yaoi" -History prof

Dude, not that I've never had any heretical quotes in my life, but I don't think god'll like it if you keep calling him gay hentai.

Be nicer to yaaahhhh-wayyyyy.

"I'm still waiting to hear from like two more RDs, but so far it looks like there's no more rooms to get into this semester. Sorry, but it looks like I'm gonna be staying ( Read more... )