[A large room has spontaneously decorated itself overnight. There's alcohol, snacks, banners, balloons, glittery things, and CAKES. Multiple cakes, some of them suspiciously large... perhaps there's a surprise inside? There's even a goat wandering around, just to liven up the party.]
[A big shiny rainbow banner outside the room says:]
HAPPY
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[However, he spots this one first and smiles to himself. His fist hits the pleased major in the back in greeting along with his words:]
Hey there, birthday boy!
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Miller. I suppose you're here for cake.
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Wait, there's cake?!
[He shifts his gaze around the room and spots those rather conspicuous cakes.]
Ohh, man, those look delicious. You didn't make them, did you?
[Mentally he's trying to figure out which one to dig into first...]
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[NEVER EVER.]
Old man, if you get this body out of shape...
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[Ocelot cuts a biiiiig slice of cake for himself.]
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[Cue struggling to throw cake away.]
I would have done nothing if you hadn't done it out of spite!
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[He tentatively calls for his unit, since spending a birthday without constant adoration is not cool.]
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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJOOOOORRRRRRRRR~~~~~
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Surround the area. And stay out of the cake, it's not for you and I don't need any of you getting out of shape.
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UM
BUT SOME OF US ARE ALREADY IN THE CAKE....
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