[A large room has spontaneously decorated itself overnight. There's alcohol, snacks, banners, balloons, glittery things, and CAKES. Multiple cakes, some of them suspiciously large... perhaps there's a surprise inside? There's even a goat wandering around, just to liven up the party.]

[A big shiny rainbow banner outside the room says:]

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[A big room in the nexus MAGICALLY BECOMES PARTY-DECORATED today. There's cake and booze all around. Everyone's invited! Except Talib.

Above the door to the room is a great big sparkly banner that says:

HAPPY 66th BIRTHDAY OCELOT


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*Revolver Ocelot stumbles on in, looking annoyed.*

*Probably because his right forearm is a bleeding stump.*

Damn ninja... There goes my plans for the rest of the afternoon.