FOLLOW ME.

[manwithaname]

[He's found plenty of men claiming to be John but none of them have made him actually...you know, believe them. Except that really old one. There was only one way to pull in Johns(hahahaha) and that was through food. So he went to the kitchen and started frying up a breakfast of champions. The smell is wafting through the hallway because he's

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[old_papa_john]

Something smells good...

YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

[manwithaname]

[Ocelot grinned. All according to plan...Now you just have to take the bait, old man. C:<]

[old_papa_john]

[He looks down at the box.]

...Really?

[This was said in a flat tone. He likes the box, of course, but he can tell it's a trap.]

[manwithaname]

[It's not a trap don't worry about it just get inside. |: Ocelot wants to say YES REALLY! but doesn't and continues hiding.]

[snakenbake]

Bacon? Who's cooking bacon?

[manwithaname]

[Don't you worry about the details, one eyed man who looks a lot like young!John but could possibly not be him. Just go get your free bacon. You want bacon don't you? Tasty, tasty bacon? Waiting just for you under that not suspicious at all looking box.]

[snakenbake]

[He glances down at the box that suspiciously reeks of bacon. John kneels down in front of it and tries to peer inside.]

[manwithaname]

[Dammit don't look a gift horse in the mouth just get in! >:| It's BACON. You like bacon I'm sure! So GET IN THE BOX.]

[seethingrage]

[John wonders if it's Kaz that's making breakfast.]

[manwithaname]

[No, just another blond. Don't you worry about it man that looks quite a lot like he remembers John looking. GET YOUR BACON STOP STALLING DAMN YOU OCELOT HAS A BONE TO PICK]

[seethingrage]

[This Big Boss sniffs around suspiciously for a while, glancing down each adjacent hallway to see if anyone is around.]

[manwithaname]

[No one is around. That you can see. Get in the box. Eat the bacon. Be captured by Ocelot who will interrogate you. So torture possibly. Okay so definitely.]

[boss_tht_is_big]

Mmmh. Bacon.

[Big Boss follows the aroma around until he locates its origin.]

-a box?

[manwithaname]

[Yes. A box. Doesn't the thought of getting inside and eating the totally free bacon make you feel safe? Why don't you do that?]

[boss_tht_is_big]

...

[He kneels down and lifts the edge of the box. Spying the bacon inside, he slips in underneath to sample some.]

[manwithaname]

[Ha! Gotcha! Only 3 more monkeys to go! xD You can no longer escape, John. Ocelot will just come out from his hiding spot to taunt you a bit. You can't exactly miss him because of his annoying spurs.] Looks like the Snake has been tempted again. [He is pleased with himself, yes.]