FOLLOW ME.
[He's found plenty of men claiming to be John but none of them have made him actually...you know, believe them. Except that really old one. There was only one way to pull in Johns(hahahaha) and that was through food. So he went to the kitchen and started frying up a breakfast of champions. The smell is wafting through the hallway because he's employed a fan to lure his prey to him from even the furthest corner of this place. He then places the plates of food on the floor, carefully, under a box which he has rigged to a trap that will capture anyone who attempts to take said food. In addition to the food there are signs on the 7th floor(lucky number 7) saying FREE BACON! THIS WAY! No, he ISN'T taking any chances. He runs behind the door to hide and wait.] My technique is flawless!
[[OOC: Ocelot is looking for Big Bosses. He doesn't yet realized that other people like food too. This is the food. Delicious bacon. ...It's going to be weird not posting with Jack. |:]]
[[small image is small so I don't kill everything with a huge image :'D ...HOW DOES I MAKE A POST WITHOUT FAIL HTML. JESUS.]]
[[OOC: Ocelot is looking for Big Bosses. He doesn't yet realized that other people like food too. This is the food. Delicious bacon. ...It's going to be weird not posting with Jack. |:]]
[[small image is small so I don't kill everything with a huge image :'D ...HOW DOES I MAKE A POST WITHOUT FAIL HTML. JESUS.]]