[Happy Birthday, EVA!]

[let_mama]

[So, it has finally come. The day you've all been waiting for. And by "all", I mean Tanya.]

[Once upon a time- May 15th, 1936 to be exact- in a place known as Meridian Idaho, a little blonde girl was created from the rib of man born. ...Ah, but you've read all this before, haven't you? So let's skip the dramatics and get right to the point.]

[The

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[let_mama]

[A now 51 year old Mama dives into the pool in the most extravagant and unnecessary way possible, wearing an even smaller black bikini than last year just to show that she still fucking can.]

[fancy_shooting]

[Ocelot casually approaches the side of the pool, giving EVA a raised eyebrow as she swims.

He seems to be hiding something behind his back...]

[let_mama]

[EVA suddenly stops mid-swim; standing in the pool as she looks over to Ocelot. She notes the way he's trying to conceal something and can only come to a single conclusion;]

[let_mama]

God damn it Adam- No shooting at me today.

[The woman huffs] There are boundaries to everything, you know.

[femdangalous]

[You have gained +1 party crasher in a small polka dotted bikini!]

[wantsnoodles]

[....Oops.]

[The first cake is gone already :<]

[outofuniform]

[And the corporal wisely appears moments after with a fresh slice of chocolate cake.] Don't worry, baby. I've got ya covered.

[wantsnoodles]

Ooh~! [The woman lets out a delighted squeal of joy. Without any need for provocation, EVA lifts the slice of cake to her mouth and consumes it in the blink of an eye. She's left humming pleasantly at the taste; licking her lips and taking time to suck the chocolate from her fingers] Mmmm~

[Smiling when she's all finished] My hero~! <3

[YOU ARE NOW BEING LIFTED INTO HER ARMS AND SMOTHERED WITHIN HER ~GLORIOUSLY HUMONGOUS BOSOM~ <333]

[outofuniform]

...nnghkkk!!
[Perhaps this wasn't the smartest idea this guy ever had. While he was glad to help a (voluptuous) woman in need; the end result was much more than he bargained for. In fact, in a deranged sort of fashion, he almost enjoyed the sudden loss of air as a result of the bear hug and bosom smother. Sweet, blissful unconsciousness......]

[mynewapples]

[Wait why is the first cake gone already???]

[outofuniform]

[This particular marine plans to hit on ALL of the EVAs. Well, all the *legal* ones. The realm was all too kind to provide them in one spot.]

Hey there. [grin]

[mynewapples]

[Regarding the man with a smile, she responded in a fairly chipper tone]

Hey yourself~!

[outofuniform]

So, birthday girl... Did you get [flexes his muscles for her "subconsciously"] ...everything you wanted for your special day? [smirk]

[cougar_78]

[Clearly the most sophisticated and laid-back EVA here, Big Mama reclines comfortably in her seat as she sips red wine and listens to comforting jazz musi--]

[cougar_78]

[....Rock music??]

[cougar_78]

[Unholstering her gun, Big Mama suddenly turns and fires her Mauser dangerously close to Tanya's hand as it played with the radio; a bullet going straight through the table]

Touch it ONE MORE TIME and the next one wont miss. Behave yourself.

[totallytanya]

SHUT UP YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

[...Flounces anyway!]