[Happy Birthday, EVA!]

[let_mama]

[So, it has finally come. The day you've all been waiting for. And by "all", I mean Tanya.]

[Once upon a time- May 15th, 1936 to be exact- in a place known as Meridian Idaho, a little blonde girl was created from the rib of man born. ...Ah, but you've read all this before, haven't you? So let's skip the dramatics and get right to the point.]

[The

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[sneaking_sin]

[Big Boss has several packets of instant noodles with him.

He doesn't look like he really wants to give them up...]

/oops didn't see this one

[totallytanya]

[-But this is Tanya going to snatch them up anyway!]

[sins_origin]

[This EVA will just be over here, inconspicuously blending in with her other selves and not drawing any attention her way >.>]

[outofuniform]

[He walked up and stood beside her; crossing his arms with a shake of his head.] So terrible. All those beautiful blondes flocked here... and you're not among them. Tsk, tsk.

[sins_origin]

[Turning to look at the man, eying him suspiciously to make sure he isn't a threat]

There can only room in the spotlight for so many EVA's, I suppose...

[outofuniform]

[He looked beside himself... er, toward her.] Bah... More like the world can't get enough of them. And baby, you're out of this world. C'mon back down to earth, angel.

[Wooooooow.]

[apple_trapple]

[DON'T MIND THE AWKWARD BULGE IN THIS EVA'S BIKINI]

[outofuniform]

[Approaches from behind... unaware of the DANGERS that await]
Wow, nice ass. [peers longingly!]

[apple_trapple]

[The woman turns to regard him with a smirk; standing proud in all her bulgy glory]

And the rest of me is just as nice~

[outofuniform]

[eyetwitch]

. . . uhh... miss... [He points at it with a wavering, trembling arm & hand; almost as if were Godzilla rampaging Tokyo.]

[better_disguise]

[...Well. This Tatyana- who is totally a 100% different person than this "EVA" that was mentioned- figured she might as well attend this party in order to see what all the fuss was about.]

...

[Goddammit turning 30 today FFFFF]

[outofuniform]

[Of course that disguise would work on a guy like him; so he didn't correlate the two. But that didn't stop him from making the moves on yet another FM'female.] Are you a friend of the birthday girl--- girls?

[better_disguise]

O-oh, I.... no. No, I wouldn't say that I normally associate with these kinds of women.

Just call him "Leisure Suit Larry"... x_x

[outofuniform]

Ah. A working girl, eh? [shakes his head disapprovingly.]
That's too bad, you're in the wrong place then.

...but, uh... Maybe if we went back to my place, that would suit you better? [wink]

[totallytanya]

[A now 16 year old Tanya has decided to change into her 2-piece swimsuit and cannonball herself into the pool; because some people are being so friggen uptight about the music. >_>]

[outofuniform]

[Before anyone 'assumes', the corporal only stepped over to the girl to offer birthday tidings. Really! ¬_¬]
Heeeey, happy birthday and all that mess. Hope the next one is just as fun, yadda yadda.

[kneels down by the poolside, glances to the elder selves of her and whispers...] Hey, quick question... are those other ones "real"?

[totallytanya]

[Tanya frowns. No one wants to be THAT girl; the one guys look to for information regarding OTHER attractive females.]

[As much as she's not on the best of terms with her other selves though, Tanya DOES understand that there's a certain unspoken rule between people like them. ....NO COCKBLOCKING.]

[She just huffs] How should I know?

[Looking to a certain BBW] -Well, I'm sure HERS are at least.

Why? Does it matter?

[outofuniform]

[He rubbed his chin in thought and totally NOT because he was drooling at this teen girl's elder selves.]

hm? what? [The corporal snapped out of his "boob daze". And he completely missed hearing her response as a result]

Yeah, I agree... they probably would look good on trampolines. [nods] But how could get them to do that... the closest thing here is... A diving board!

[...Was he even on the same wavelength as anyone here?!]